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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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May 2, 2014
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Rat: Every single relationship I have with anyone else in my life ends in bitterness, anger, and resentment. Every single one. And when that happens, a guy has to say to himself, "It's gotta be me, right?" Goat: Right. Rat: Wrong. It's all the idiots around me. Goat: And for a second, I thought we were having a moment of growth. Rat: Here's hoping the rest of the world pulls its head out of its @#@.
May 4, 2014
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