Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 12 months ago

    Actually, all of Rat’s relationships end with relief, ecstasy, and new hope — on the other’s part.

  2. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, 12 months ago

    A moment of growth and self-awareness from Rat? Have you even met Rat, Goat?

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    I did once tell a colleague that he needed to work on his people skills. He seemed non-plused… then came back and made a remark similar to Rat’s.

  4. cdgar

    cdgar said, 12 months ago

    Rat reminds me of me.

  5. gopher gofer

    gopher gofer GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    i’ll drink to that!

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 12 months ago

    That’s like a girl I knew in high school whose favorite phrase to pretty much everyone was “you don’t tell me what to do” and nobody was. Had a few screws loose. Apparently didn’t do too well in her porn “career”, either…

  7. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    They won’t. But you can learn how to play them so they don’t know the difference.

  8. Egrayj

    Egrayj said, 12 months ago

    Kind of like the phrase…“So glad you got to see me!”

  9. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 12 months ago

    Not just one, but many…so sad.

  10. Manhunter808

    Manhunter808 said, 12 months ago

    #?? not @##? :P

  11. Manhunter808

    Manhunter808 said, 12 months ago

    oh, so ya can’t use a hashsign here I see

  12. Manhunter808

    Manhunter808 said, 12 months ago

    or huh?

  13. Lassie1

    Lassie1 said, 12 months ago


    In spite of all evidence to the contrary, some people are Rats till the day they die. I may be one of them. I will give you a small example: my maiden name is horrible and embarrassing. It has spoiled my life. (It is now changed.) But that horrible name has held me back and spoiled my life. This, despite other family members who have managed to thrive and succeed bearing the same name, lol. “It’s not your name, Lassie – it’s YOU”. “It is NOT, it IS my name.” and so it goes.

  14. The Flying Brad Moores

    The Flying Brad Moores said, 12 months ago

    Preaching to the quire brother.

  15. YatInExile

    YatInExile GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    This one’s going into my Favorites.

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