Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. finale

    finale said, 4 months ago

    Willy sits atop Mt. Proper.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 4 months ago

    Little Willy, go home.

  3. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 4 months ago

    BTW, this strip didn’t appear in the Washington Post; a strip from 2008 was run in its place.
    :
    What are the editors afraid of?

  4. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, 4 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Little Willy is drunk, and needs to leave his job.

  5. Bilan

    Bilan said, 4 months ago

    Both Goat and Rat agree on this one.
    So it must be politically correct.

  6. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, 4 months ago

    There always changing the polysyllabic euphemisms.
    I hate people who call a spade a “manually-operated excavating implement”.

  7. mjm313

    mjm313 GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    Goat should have seen this coming: if you “behold” you’re going to get stung.

  8. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 4 months ago

    Push Willy off his pinnacle …


    I notice Willy is up in the snow … and the rest of us are snowed under.

  9. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

    I prefer “wisdom-challenged”… (sorry, couldn’t resist)

  10. KZ71

    KZ71 said, 4 months ago

    Does he do online grammar/spelling corrections too?

  11. rshive

    rshive said, 4 months ago

    Height-challenged has a nice ring to it.

  12. BillWa

    BillWa GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    Seems pretty BOSSY to me.
    bite me michelle.

  13. Reppr

    Reppr said, 4 months ago

    “Don’t be smartless” or shirtless {unless you are a farm animal).

  14. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, 4 months ago

    There are kids now in high school who have been brought up to believe that “stupid” and “shut up” are swear words right up there with George Carlin’s list of seven.

  15. RWJAMES

    RWJAMES said, 4 months ago

    @dukedoug

    “I notice Willy is up in the snow … and the rest of us are snowed under.”
    .
    That’s because Willy is giving us a snow job.

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