Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. thegrift

    thegrift said, over 2 years ago

    yay parking

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    “And here’s more good news: I just saved 15 percent on my car insurance.”

  3. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    When does he bring in Snuffles to perform a CAT scan?

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    Wasn’t there an episode of House where he tells a woman, “You have a parasite growing in you. It will suck the life out of you for the next eighteen years and cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to treat.’
    ’Oh my God, what is it?”
    ’You’re pregnant.’

  5. finale

    finale said, over 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Yup

  6. finale

    finale said, over 2 years ago

    House also had a dalliance with a “t*pless Hurdy Gurdy” player. Thought that quite a challenge.

  7. bluskies

    bluskies said, over 2 years ago

    Life itself is a terminal disease. You came in with nothing, and you take nothing with you when you go; might as well just enjoy the ride the best you can while you’re on it, harm no one, help others when and where you can, and share the joy.

  8. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, over 2 years ago

    More good news (from Rat’s point of view): the doctor gets paid the same whether he helps you or not!

  9. Michael Ford

    Michael Ford said, over 2 years ago

    I’d definitely go for a second opinion. Maybe from Bill the Cat, someone like that.

  10. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 2 years ago

    What about a grave site..you validate those also?

  11. dadenny

    dadenny GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I was recently diagnosed with a fatal disease and you don’t know how close this comic strip is to the truth.

    Maybe I should buy the collectible print of this.

  12. Earl Crokydile

    Earl Crokydile said, over 2 years ago

    “…CAT scan; but my problem was so minor, I got a KITTEN scan instead.” That’s good. Because as we all know, a big cat can kill you. But a little [something] never hurt anyone.

  13. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Rat has no concept of congruency. Parking validation balances fatal disease perfectly, as far as he can see. I don’t think I’d want Rat to be my doctor….

  14. Vonne Anton

    Vonne Anton said, over 2 years ago

    Mr. Jones: “I think I want a second opinion.”
    *
    Rat: “Okay. I think you’re ugly, too.”
    *
    ba-da-ching! Rimshot. Old joke.

  15. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, over 2 years ago

    @Sisyphos

    and even worse the poor bastard doesn’t own a car.

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