Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 8 months ago

    I have two conflicting comments:
    1. No one was talking to you, Rat, so go away.
    2. Like Rat, I also hate people who inflict vacation photos on innocent bystanders, and want to punch them.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 8 months ago

    ’Here’s one of the Spanish Inquisition.’
    ‘Huh… I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.’

  3. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    Sure Rat, just let me set up the screen and I’ll show the slides and the home movies I took.

  4. opuscroakus70

    opuscroakus70 said, 8 months ago


    At least now people post them on Facebook instead of showing slides and you can just scroll past them.

  5. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 8 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    No one ever does …

  6. Meh~thodology

    Meh~thodology said, 8 months ago

    There was an episode of “Rod Serling’s Night Gallery” where John Astin, played a hippie who found himself in hell with a record player stacked to the sky playing old-timey music, and an elderly could showing endless slides of their vacations.
    BTW Rat, Goat posted all the pics on his Facebook page, you don’t have to go there if you don’t want to.

  7. Varnes

    Varnes said, 8 months ago

    x-tech, you beat me to it…Man, family slide shows, eh?… Let’s have fondu and look at big ol’ slides from Grandma’s trip France….

  8. HighPeaks

    HighPeaks said, 8 months ago

    I wonder if Rat uses the expression “who gives a rat’s a$$.”

  9. mkilby

    mkilby said, 8 months ago

    Pastry is much better than the other possible product of a “Pastisserie”. I think one of them is enough for the world, heaven knows that we don’t need a whole series of such punsters.

  10. cdward

    cdward said, 8 months ago

    @SherlockWatson: to be fair, Goat wasn’t inflicting anything on anyone. Pig asked, and Goat answered pretty concisely. Never offered to show a single picture, either.

  11. Chris

    Chris said, 8 months ago

    I always love Pig’s expressions of shock and awe.

  12. WaitingMan

    WaitingMan said, 8 months ago

    Tell it like it is, Rat! There is nothing worse in the known universe than other people’s vacation stories.

  13. Vince M

    Vince M said, 8 months ago


    That was a classic – and of course that doubled as the old couple’s heaven.

  14. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 8 months ago

    Nobody asked you, Rat. So, butt your little a$$ out. I bet Goat doesn’t even have Paris’s Paris vacation photos with him.

  15. jbmlaw

    jbmlaw said, 8 months ago

    I took 300 pictures at Volcano National Park on our last visit to Hawaii. Want to see a bunch of brown landscapes?

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