Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 11 months ago

    I like to have a nice cup of coffee when I get up from my dirt nap in the morning.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 11 months ago

    Rat doesn’t shut up, that dirt nap might happen sooner than he thinks.

  3. edclectic

    edclectic said, 11 months ago

    “Life does not cease to be funny when people
    die any more than it ceases to be serious
    when people laugh.” – George Bernard Shaw

  4. Mark

    Mark said, 11 months ago

    @Three Steps Over Japan

    I’m not sure you’re clear on what a “dirt nap” is…

  5. danfromfreddybeach

    danfromfreddybeach said, 11 months ago

    @Mark

    Maybe TSOJ is a vampire and sleeps in a coffin on dirt from the old country

  6. c.davies

    c.davies GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @Mark

    When you’re 6 feet under you are taking a “dirt nap”. Capische?

  7. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, 11 months ago

    I’ve found a great way around this little philosophical dilemma: I don’t get out of bed until afternoon.

  8. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 11 months ago

    @danfromfreddybeach

    Ah, Germany. So many memories.

  9. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    “It’s all fun and games until someone dies…then it’s HILARIOUS!”

  10. cdward

    cdward said, 11 months ago

    I’m okay with the dirt nap. Either it’ll be heaven or it’ll be nothingness – either works. Unless, of course, I get reincarnated as Rat. That would be horrendous.

  11. bigbadpete

    bigbadpete said, 11 months ago

    “The sun is the same in a relative way but you’re older, shorter of breath and one day closer to death”
    (Pink Floyd – Time)

  12. rshive

    rshive said, 11 months ago

    As the folk song goes,
    “Always remember the longer you live
    The sooner you bloody well die. "

  13. Dabattlebacca

    Dabattlebacca said, 11 months ago

    @rshive

    Words of a prophet.

  14. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, 11 months ago

    @Notsoastute

    Dna. Just doesn’t ©.

  15. Tom in Albany NY

    Tom in Albany NY said, 11 months ago

    You’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older. And now you’re even older. And now you’re even older. You’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older. And now you’re older still! (Many thanks ot TMBG!)

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