Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 2 years ago

    I like to have a nice cup of coffee when I get up from my dirt nap in the morning.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    Rat doesn’t shut up, that dirt nap might happen sooner than he thinks.

  3. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 2 years ago

    “Life does not cease to be funny when people
    die any more than it ceases to be serious
    when people laugh.” – George Bernard Shaw

  4. Mark

    Mark said, over 2 years ago

    @Three Steps Over Japan

    I’m not sure you’re clear on what a “dirt nap” is…

  5. danfromfreddybeach

    danfromfreddybeach said, over 2 years ago

    @Mark

    Maybe TSOJ is a vampire and sleeps in a coffin on dirt from the old country

  6. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, over 2 years ago

    I’ve found a great way around this little philosophical dilemma: I don’t get out of bed until afternoon.

  7. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 2 years ago

    @danfromfreddybeach

    Ah, Germany. So many memories.

  8. cdward

    cdward said, over 2 years ago

    I’m okay with the dirt nap. Either it’ll be heaven or it’ll be nothingness – either works. Unless, of course, I get reincarnated as Rat. That would be horrendous.

  9. bigbadpete

    bigbadpete said, over 2 years ago

    “The sun is the same in a relative way but you’re older, shorter of breath and one day closer to death”
    (Pink Floyd – Time)

  10. rshive

    rshive said, over 2 years ago

    As the folk song goes,
    “Always remember the longer you live
    The sooner you bloody well die. "

  11. Dabattlebacca

    Dabattlebacca said, over 2 years ago

    @rshive

    Words of a prophet.

  12. Tom in Albany NY

    Tom in Albany NY said, over 2 years ago

    You’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older. And now you’re even older. And now you’re even older. You’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older. And now you’re older still! (Many thanks ot TMBG!)

  13. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 2 years ago

    In dog years I’m dead.

  14. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, over 2 years ago

    Mr. Rat…a Ray of Sunshine!

  15. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Relax, Goat; it’s all in your perspective. Rat is just prone to hysterics.

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