Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, over 2 years ago

    It would save time and pens to put little dots everywhere the stupid people aren’t.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    “I have a map of the United States, actual size.” (Steven Wright)

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    ’Must be a map of Ottawa. (Or Washington DC for you Yanks… or London, for you Brits.)

  4. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 2 years ago

    I never knew that cartographers dress like bookies.

  5. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 2 years ago

    Rat! I heard you! I’m overnighting a case of pens to you now, and the rest of the order is going by truck. Don’t give up the good work!

  6. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 2 years ago

    Start here, Rat.



    …if you can find it!

  7. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, over 2 years ago

    @Number Six

    Why, a lovely shot of your home town!

  8. Juice- Bruce

    Juice- Bruce said, over 2 years ago

    Rat, which dot is yours ?

  9. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Can’t we all just wear an idiot pin? We can put a ribbon on it in support of human folly.

  10. twonky

    twonky said, over 2 years ago

    Rat, you could save time and just dye the page solid black!

  11. Enoki

    Enoki said, over 2 years ago

    Actually, we’re right here!

  12. Jim Martin

    Jim Martin said, over 2 years ago

    Laugh out loud. Sadly too true.

  13. tsandl

    tsandl said, over 2 years ago

    I thought that was the purpose of those maps at the mall with the little arrows that say “You are here.”

  14. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Number Six and others—www.portmeirion-village.com

    This place is (pardon the expression) Number Two on my list of places I want to visit in Wales.
    Number One is “Llanfairpwll……………………………………goch”
    Feel free to fill in the other letters!

  15. rick scott

    rick scott GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    You can’t fix stupid, so they should be required to stay in certain areas.

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