Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, over 2 years ago

    It would save time and pens to put little dots everywhere the stupid people aren’t.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    “I have a map of the United States, actual size.” (Steven Wright)

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    ’Must be a map of Ottawa. (Or Washington DC for you Yanks… or London, for you Brits.)

  4. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 2 years ago

    I never knew that cartographers dress like bookies.

  5. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 2 years ago

    Rat! I heard you! I’m overnighting a case of pens to you now, and the rest of the order is going by truck. Don’t give up the good work!

  6. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 2 years ago

    Start here, Rat.



    …if you can find it!

  7. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, over 2 years ago

    @Number Six

    Why, a lovely shot of your home town!

  8. Juice- Bruce

    Juice- Bruce said, over 2 years ago

    Rat, which dot is yours ?

  9. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Can’t we all just wear an idiot pin? We can put a ribbon on it in support of human folly.

  10. twonky

    twonky said, over 2 years ago

    Rat, you could save time and just dye the page solid black!

  11. Enoki

    Enoki said, over 2 years ago

    Actually, we’re right here!

  12. Jim Martin

    Jim Martin said, over 2 years ago

    Laugh out loud. Sadly too true.

  13. tsandl

    tsandl said, over 2 years ago

    I thought that was the purpose of those maps at the mall with the little arrows that say “You are here.”

  14. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Number Six and others—www.portmeirion-village.com

    This place is (pardon the expression) Number Two on my list of places I want to visit in Wales.
    Number One is “Llanfairpwll……………………………………goch”
    Feel free to fill in the other letters!

  15. Peam

    Peam GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Way back in the mid-seventies we were bidding for a database system to keep track of ‘enemies of the state’ to some unpleasant military regime or other. My boss asked whether it wouldn’t be better to keep track of the friends. Surprisingly the Colonel in charge had a sense of humor and we got the business.

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