Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    Sick, Pastis. Even for you.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 1 year ago

    Is this how Steve Austin got started?

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    He applied for a Tarzan role, but lost out to a one-legged man.
    (Peter Cooke/Dudley Moore skit.)

  4. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t cry Bobby – it’s only CGI

  5. kamb8

    kamb8 said, over 1 year ago

    How can he have walks through the neighborhood if he doesn’t have a leg do stand on?

  6. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Someone stole his cart. I bet it was the “Bloods”.

  7. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Well, that’s a kick in the head. Rat put his foot in his mouth this time. For year’s worst joke, this is a shoe-in.

  8. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

    Like the racing car driver who had a dog with no legs …


    Took it for a drag around the block each evening …

  9. firedome

    firedome said, over 1 year ago

    oh, pastis, shame on you!

  10. Reality,really?

    Reality,really? said, over 1 year ago

    Wasn’t he in “trading places”?

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Lieutenant Dan!
    Oh, wait. Wrong fable.
    Talk about your knuckle-dragging neighbors….

  12. HighPeaks

    HighPeaks said, over 1 year ago

    Hey Pastis. You need to go check out Tod Browning’s movie “Freaks.” If you’re not careful, your characters will turn you into a chicken-man.

  13. Enoki

    Enoki said, over 1 year ago

    Pastis better hope the doctors at his institution don’t read this; they’ll up his meds!

  14. Constantinepaleologos

    Constantinepaleologos said, over 1 year ago

    A bad run-in with Obi-Wan Kenobi.

  15. ajr58

    ajr58 said, over 1 year ago

    When the man tried to sue the doctor for amputating the wrong leg, his case was thrown out of court. He didn’t have a leg to stand on …

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