Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 3 years ago

    Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed history in the making: the very first fart in a syndicated newspaper comic strip.

  2. cdgar

    cdgar said, almost 3 years ago

    That’s fast-acting applesauce!

  3. Bilan

    Bilan said, almost 3 years ago

    I’m more concerned about apple sauce that you need to chomp on.

  4. jnik23260

    jnik23260 said, almost 3 years ago

    Jeremy Duncan in the “Zits” strip (not carried here) farted in the phone to a telemarketer some years ago.
    And some nameless old guy “honked” on the sidewalk in “Frazz”.

  5. Jerry Kelly

    Jerry Kelly said, almost 3 years ago

    Now when it becomes a Croc / Penguin Fart Joke …

  6. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, almost 3 years ago

    …and when they had a fart scene in ‘Blazing Saddles’, the censors in the US edited out the sound effect- and left the scene in!!!!!

  7. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, almost 3 years ago

    @Bilan

    Chunky applesauce exists

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 3 years ago

    Some food policeman in the media this last week claimed we should be eating apple cores.

    All that cellulose, hemicellulose, and pectin would be a bit chewy…

  9. Mark

    Mark said, almost 3 years ago

    @blunebottle

    Oh, bull. I saw it in the theater when it came out. WITH farts.

  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 3 years ago

    @Mark

    Maybe blunebottle saw it on TV.
    (The edits for Scarface on TV were supposed to be hilarious.)

  11. 2012

    2012 said, almost 3 years ago

    Pork chops & apple sauce!

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 3 years ago

    Toot toot! Maybe Pigita will be so offended that she’ll go away? Please!

  13. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, almost 3 years ago

    @blunebottle

    I don’t know where in the US you saw Blazing Saddles, but there was no such editing where I live. None on the DVD either.

  14. GuntherGrass

    GuntherGrass said, almost 3 years ago

    Join the Apple Core? Cellulose, hemicellulose and pectin aren’t bad, but like some other fruit seeds, appleseeds contain an unhealthy dose of cyanide. Fortunately, it is neutralized by cooking.

  15. Barry44

    Barry44 said, almost 3 years ago

    @Bilan

    It’s chunky

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