Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, almost 3 years ago

    C;mon Goat! Asking Rat if he’s an optimist is like asking Hitler if he’s a pacifist.

  2. RazorD9

    RazorD9 said, almost 3 years ago

    More like a Pest-imist.

  3. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, almost 3 years ago

    Actually, it makes perfect sense to me, Goat.

  4. Jiblet_VT

    Jiblet_VT said, almost 3 years ago

    I’m a pessimist who is disappointed with positive results. I am a supressimist.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 3 years ago

    @Bilan

    Hitler was an oppressimist.

  6. Lynnskay

    Lynnskay GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    @dukedoug

    Took a second, then I LOL’ed. :)

  7. punmeister

    punmeister said, almost 3 years ago

    @Lynnskay

    Or a bigamist is someone who hunts lions and tigers and bears. (Oh my!)

  8. punmeister

    punmeister said, almost 3 years ago

    An optimist is a guy with no medical training who thinks he can improve your vision.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 3 years ago

    What, Goat foiled by a crude neologism?! I no longer think of you as “the smart guy in the strip,” Goat!

  10. Alan Rees

    Alan Rees said, almost 3 years ago

    And of course Rat expects to be disappointed by anything he is optimistic about. LOL.

  11. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Rat’s tail is longer than Goat’s legs.

  12. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, almost 3 years ago

    A bigamist and then Brigadoon…

  13. rshive

    rshive said, almost 3 years ago

    Always expect the worst. if it happens, you’re prepared. And if it doesn’t, you feel pretty good.

  14. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    PESSIMIST- One who says his or her mug of Guinness is half empty
    OPTIMIST—One who says his or her mug is half full
    REALIST—One who quickly drinks the Guinness & orders another!!

  15. T_Lexi

    T_Lexi said, almost 3 years ago

    @RipleyKGarfield

    : ) “It comes in pints? I’m getting one!”

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