Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 1 year ago

    C;mon Goat! Asking Rat if he’s an optimist is like asking Hitler if he’s a pacifist.

  2. RazorD9

    RazorD9 said, over 1 year ago

    More like a Pest-imist.

  3. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 1 year ago

    Actually, it makes perfect sense to me, Goat.

  4. Jiblet_VT

    Jiblet_VT said, over 1 year ago

    I’m a pessimist who is disappointed with positive results. I am a supressimist.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    @Bilan

    Hitler was an oppressimist.

  6. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

    And a bigamist is a heavy fog in Italy.

  7. Lynnskay

    Lynnskay GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @dukedoug

    Took a second, then I LOL’ed. :)

  8. punmeister

    punmeister said, over 1 year ago

    @Lynnskay

    Or a bigamist is someone who hunts lions and tigers and bears. (Oh my!)

  9. punmeister

    punmeister said, over 1 year ago

    An optimist is a guy with no medical training who thinks he can improve your vision.

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    What, Goat foiled by a crude neologism?! I no longer think of you as “the smart guy in the strip,” Goat!

  11. Alan Rees

    Alan Rees said, over 1 year ago

    And of course Rat expects to be disappointed by anything he is optimistic about. LOL.

  12. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Rat’s tail is longer than Goat’s legs.

  13. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, over 1 year ago

    A bigamist and then Brigadoon…

  14. rshive

    rshive said, over 1 year ago

    Always expect the worst. if it happens, you’re prepared. And if it doesn’t, you feel pretty good.

  15. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    PESSIMIST- One who says his or her mug of Guinness is half empty
    OPTIMIST—One who says his or her mug is half full
    REALIST—One who quickly drinks the Guinness & orders another!!

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