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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jul 24, 2013
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Pig: Check it out, Gomer Goldfish... I just got some fortune cookies at a Chinese restaurant. Mine says, "You will have fame and fortune." Goldfish: Hope it comes true. Open one for me. Pig: "You will swim in circles forever." These things are rarely accurate.
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