Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 25, 2013
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Transcript:
Pig: Check it out, Gomer Goldfish... I just got some fortune cookies at a Chinese restaurant. Mine says, "You will have fame and fortune." Goldfish: Hope it comes true. Open one for me. Pig: "You will swim in circles forever." These things are rarely accurate.
This reminds me of an old Far Side cartoon. The newscaster is saying The science of astrology gained a huge leap in credibility when every person born under the sign of Scorpio was run over by an ice cream truck today.