Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 1 year ago

    No no no, you stupid croc — it’s fork in left hand, knife in right hand. What are you, some kind of animal?

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 1 year ago

    Huh. Complete sentence in the middle panel.

  3. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, about 1 year ago

    There’s no I in lunch.

  4. jeff_elbel

    jeff_elbel said, about 1 year ago

    Where are the croc-eating dolphins when you need them?

  5. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 1 year ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Most Americans I know first cut their food into pieces and then fork them in with the fork held in their right hand.

  6. cdward

    cdward said, about 1 year ago

    @dukedoug

    Yes, but it’s complicated little dance. Fork in left hand for cutting, then put down knife, transfer fork to right hand, a d then eat.

  7. Tony Pezzano

    Tony Pezzano said, about 1 year ago

    Where was the cutlery hidden?

  8. markmoss1

    markmoss1 said, about 1 year ago

    Dukedoug: That’s Americans of my generation. Nowadays, most food is either in bite-sized chunks to be picked up with the fingers (french fries, e.g.), or is designed to pick up and bite pieces off (hamburgers), so I’m not sure the kids know what to do with a knife and fork at all.

  9. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, about 1 year ago

    The only thing that Larry’s missing, outside of the other half of hs brain, is a napkin.

  10. Earl Crokydile

    Earl Crokydile said, about 1 year ago

    Larry got “teem sperit,” dumb zeeba. You just not ON Larry’s teem.

  11. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, about 1 year ago

    Time to chase zeeba around island.

  12. finale

    finale said, about 1 year ago

    @hariseldon59

    Larry will get lost.

  13. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    1)@markmoss1—It’s very impolite to eat French fries with the fingers…the fingers must be eaten separately!!
    2)Zebra & Larry will be rescued soon. They neglected to file their tax returns, & the IRS is looking for them!!

  14. Harry

    Harry said, about 1 year ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    He is left handed, (as is his creator S. P.) and you need to cut up your food before you eat it!

  15. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, about 1 year ago

    trough is for eating, ask Pig

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