Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 3 months ago

    Feed him, quick! he’ll forget all about it.

  2. Bilan

    Bilan said, 3 months ago

    At least give him a castle.

  3. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 3 months ago

    Uh oh… he knows too much.


    He might have to swim with the fishes.


    What?

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago

    The goldfish is carping…

  5. saywhatwhat

    saywhatwhat said, 3 months ago

    This is just silly. Goldfish can’t talk.

  6. corzak

    corzak said, 3 months ago

    Cheer him up Pig. Tell Gomer Goldfish that someday soon you’ll show him a magical porcelain gateway, where a rush of water will carry him through a wondrous underground tunnel, and guide him to a magical kingdom where everything becomes clean and purified . . .

  7. MadCow

    MadCow said, 3 months ago

    Show him the alternative
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  8. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

    @saywhatwhat

    His favourite game is probably ‘Go Fish’.
    He should be happy … he’s not in school…

  9. c001

    c001 said, 3 months ago

    “If there is no God, who changes the water?”

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

    Oh,Pig! How could you? Rat, I get it. But dear innocent Pig, keeping poor tormented Fishy in a watery prison cell, endlessly, and doing it knowingly?!
    I am shocked.

  11. gilbert09

    gilbert09 said, 3 months ago

    Maybe they should get Gomer together with Fish (from Pooch Cafe).

  12. Kylie2112

    Kylie2112 said, 3 months ago

    “Gomer,” Steph? No wonder he’s depressed.

  13. mbreed184

    mbreed184 said, 3 months ago

    What!?!?!? He doesn’t have the memory of a goldfish?

  14. Ms. Ima

    Ms. Ima said, 3 months ago

    In 3 seconds he’ll forget.

  15. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 3 months ago

    @Kylie2112

    He came from a hatchery in the mountains of N Carolina. Somewhere near Mt Pilot.

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