Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, almost 4 years ago

    Goat’s right. We’re in the twilight of civilization.

  2. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, almost 4 years ago

    Holy crap…..

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    And don’t forget those werewolf boys…

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 4 years ago

    The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them. Mark Twain
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    A library joke:
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    A librarian was working late one night at a small-town library. She had the door open for a breeze, and a chicken walked in, hopped up on the desk, and said, “Book, book, book!”

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    The librarian was a bit startled, but she quickly handed the chicken three books. The chicken put one under each wing, one in its beak, and walked out.
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    A few minutes later, the chicken returned, dropped those three books on the floor, hopped up on the counter, and said, “Book, book, book!”

    Once again, the librarian gave the chicken three books, the chicken tucked one under each wing, took the third in its beak, and walked out.
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    It must be a full moon tonight, thought the librarian, getting back to her work.Not fifteen minutes later the chicken was back again demanding “Book, book, book.!”
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    This time, the librarian decided to get to the bottom of this. She gave three books to the chicken, and when it walked away, she followed it. They went across the parking lot, down into a ditch, and through a damp culvert.
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    " Good thing I wore my sensible shoes, " she thought.
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    They emerged into a little moonlit pool. There, the chicken stopped in front of the largest bullfrog the librarian had ever seen. He took a look at each of the three books the chicken was carrying and croaked, “Read it, read it, read it!”

  5. Buckly34

    Buckly34 said, almost 4 years ago

    Wait, we’re all “at hashtag star at hashtag squiggly at” doomed? What’s goat trying to say? Twitter and Email addresses are killing us?

  6. TooOldToBeCool

    TooOldToBeCool said, almost 4 years ago

    Edward vs Jacob.
    Vampire vs werewolf.
    Necrophilia vs bestiality.

  7. flyintheweb

    flyintheweb said, almost 4 years ago

    Better reading BAD books than NO books… maybe it will lead to reading better stuff

  8. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 4 years ago

    Vampire-vs-werewolf movies that don’t suck like the “Twilight” movies:

    ~ House of Frankenstein
    ~ House of Dracula
    ~ Monster Squad
    ~ Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

  9. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 4 years ago

    English-to-Spooner translation: “We’re all ducking foomed.”

  10. possiblekim

    possiblekim said, almost 4 years ago

    Now that it is over. I seriously hope nobody opt to reboot for the series. If so, may God have mercy on his/her soul.

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 4 years ago

    Goat is right. Pig is wrong.
    WE’RE DOOMED!

  12. thatnicecollegeguy

    thatnicecollegeguy said, almost 4 years ago

    It’s just a trend. It won’t last long. And someday the kids of my generation will marvel at how stupid everything in the 2000s and 2010s were.

  13. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, almost 4 years ago

    @thatnicecollegeguy

    I devoutly hope so. Particularly when you realise that a certain “author” doesn’t know that “vegetarian” cannot mean “lives on animal blood.” Someone should get that woman a dictionary…and maybe a highlighter.

  14. cdward

    cdward said, almost 4 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Love it, love it, love it.

  15. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, almost 4 years ago

    If they do, they won’t blame “O”. They’ll blame “W”.

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