Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 2 years ago

    An honest politician? Oops.

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 2 years ago

    Amen….

  3. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, about 2 years ago

    There isn’t a politician out there whose bumper sticker I’d put on my car.

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Rat wouldn’t join any club that would have him as a member.

  5. Vonne Anton

    Vonne Anton said, about 2 years ago

    You want a good sign? Here’s one I like: “Government motto: If it ain’t broke, keep fixing it until it is.”

  6. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Rat is probably the best candidate.

  7. saywhatwhat

    saywhatwhat said, about 2 years ago

    Politics and politicians may seem bad, but you can’t have democracy without them. The alternative would be far worse, so lets try to make the best of it.

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 2 years ago

    Rat, in an honest moment of self-realization? No, this must be a mistake.
    Hey, Cartoon-Boy, did you forget to include today’s punchline?

  9. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 2 years ago

    Never a truer word …

  10. Kitty

    Kitty said, about 2 years ago

    @saywhatwhat

    Well said.

  11. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 2 years ago

    I think we need a blonde joke: (and a good pun)
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    A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
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    She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who stand on either side of the rear bumper where they stand facing oncoming traffic and immediately begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
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    Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of the highway occurs.
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    It’s not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde with the disabled vehicle yelling, “What the hell is going on here?”
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    “My car broke down,” says the lady calmly.
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    “Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!”, asks the cop.
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    And she said, “Those are my emergency flashers.”

  12. jonesb

    jonesb said, about 2 years ago

    @saywhatwhat

    Are you sure about that?

  13. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @Bilan “Honest Politician” is another Oxymoron, like “Jumbo Shrimp”, or “Military Intelligence”, or “Compassionate Republican”!Those words just DON’T go together!

  14. the burser

    the burser said, about 2 years ago

    I’m with rat

  15. the burser

    the burser said, about 2 years ago

    @saywhatwhat

    For the last time this country was set down as a republic! there is a difference you know… try looking them up!

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