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At its heart, Pearls Before Swine is the comic strip tale of two friends: an arrogant Rat who thinks he knows it all and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together, this pair offers caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams says that Pearls is "one of the few comics that make me laugh out loud." The strip has twice won the National Cartoonists Society's Reuben division award for Best Newspaper Comic Strip – in 2003 and in 2006.
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Bilan said, 7 months ago
An honest politician? Oops.
Varnes said, 7 months ago
Amen….
briatollah said, 7 months ago
There isn’t a politician out there whose bumper sticker I’d put on my car.
margueritem
said, 7 months ago
Rat wouldn’t join any club that would have him as a member.
Vonne Anton said, 7 months ago
You want a good sign? Here’s one I like: “Government motto: If it ain’t broke, keep fixing it until it is.”
Radish
said, 7 months ago
Rat is probably the best candidate.
saywhatwhat said, 7 months ago
Politics and politicians may seem bad, but you can’t have democracy without them. The alternative would be far worse, so lets try to make the best of it.
Sisyphos said, 7 months ago
Rat, in an honest moment of self-realization? No, this must be a mistake.
Hey, Cartoon-Boy, did you forget to include today’s punchline?
dukedoug said, 7 months ago
Never a truer word …
Brian K
said, 7 months ago
He’d rather vote for himself
Kitty said, 7 months ago
@saywhatwhat
Well said.
Alexikakos said, 7 months ago
I think we need a blonde joke: (and a good pun)
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A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
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She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who stand on either side of the rear bumper where they stand facing oncoming traffic and immediately begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
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Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of the highway occurs.
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It’s not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde with the disabled vehicle yelling, “What the hell is going on here?”
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“My car broke down,” says the lady calmly.
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“Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!”, asks the cop.
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And she said, “Those are my emergency flashers.”
jonesb said, 7 months ago
@saywhatwhat
Are you sure about that?
masterskrain said, 7 months ago
@Bilan “Honest Politician” is another Oxymoron, like “Jumbo Shrimp”, or “Military Intelligence”, or “Compassionate Republican”!Those words just DON’T go together!
the burser said, 7 months ago
I’m with rat