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At its heart, Pearls Before Swine is the comic strip tale of two friends: an arrogant Rat who thinks he knows it all and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together, this pair offers caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams says that Pearls is "one of the few comics that make me laugh out loud." The strip has twice won the National Cartoonists Society's Reuben division award for Best Newspaper Comic Strip – in 2003 and in 2006.
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margueritem
said, 8 months ago
Love it.
templo SUD said, 8 months ago
I don’t if I’m in luck or if I’m sad, but I never learned the periodic table of elements in high school.
Havelock_Vetinari said, 8 months ago
Sing along everybody!
There’s Antimony Arsenic Aluminum Serenium and Hydrogen and Oxygen and Nitrogen Uranium….
(Tom Lehrer’s “The Elements” song)
I memorized it for 100 points of extra credit.
Radish
said, 8 months ago
I’ll hook up with pig on gold day.
agedengineer
said, 8 months ago
Maybe it’s a calendar to track Pigita’s moods?
corzak said, 8 months ago
Pig, tungsten is 3 weeks away. You have neon on Saturday . . . and you’ll be mostly inert.
noahproblem said, 8 months ago
“It’s just another Magnesium Monday…”
legaleagle48 said, 8 months ago
@Havelock_Vetinari
Why does that sound like something out of Schoolhouse Rock?
Rodney said, 8 months ago
Elementary, You Old Goat!
firedome said, 8 months ago
@legaleagle48
actually, it predated schoolhouse rock by a decade…
Nabuquduriuzhur said, 8 months ago
iomrom.
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Despite taking 3 terms of chemistry, I don’t think it’s something you learn so much as memorize elements of it as you use them in other classes. I’d never be able to memorize some of the stuff about them if they were not used in so many different classes. Minerology used a mess of it. So did petrology.
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Seemed like the most common discrete metal or metal compound in the Siskiyous was arsenic. Blech. The uppermost section of Grouse Creek not far from Mt. Ashland flowed yellow from it and everything in the stream was orange tinted. No plants whatsoever for some yards until it was diluted by other streams/springs. They say don’t eat yellow snow, but don’t drink yellow water. (Or any water that lacks plants.)
Alexikakos said, 8 months ago
@Radish
And I’ll take the Pt days.
SusanSunshine
said, 8 months ago
Pig isn’t reading it right.
The weeks are longer than on a regular calendar…..
and we don’t have names for so many days…. but
Beryllium is quite clearly on a Monday….
And I’d say Tungsten is definitely a Wednesday…. especially as it’s a “W”…
Corzak is right…. Neon is Saturday… and Sodium is Sunday….
then after Magnesium Monday this will be a surprisingly empty week!
The following Thursday is Aluminum…. such a light workday you could go to the movies afterward.
Hillbillyman said, 8 months ago
This one’s way above my learning. I road the short bus to school and to work..
Buggerit said, 8 months ago
What happened to Goat’s use of grammer?
“What do you got going on?”???
He should have asked, “What do you have going on?” surely.