Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Benjamin Scott

    Benjamin Scott said, 10 months ago

    hahaha…i HATE yogurt…no idea why, but I just do…
    :D

  2. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, 10 months ago

    . . . sometimes you don’t wanna know how they make it . . .

  3. margueritem

    margueritem said, 10 months ago

    @Benjamin Scott

    Try Greek yogurt.

  4. seyleigh

    seyleigh said, 10 months ago

    Bacteria is yummy!

  5. Varnes

    Varnes said, 10 months ago

    Wow, Rat makes it really sound cool!

  6. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 10 months ago

    It sounds so much better to refer to them as “active yogurt cultures.”

  7. einarbt7

    einarbt7 said, 10 months ago

    Goat has got a problem.

  8. Amar7605

    Amar7605 said, 10 months ago

    This Greek yogurt craze had me thinking… since it tastes a bit tangier to me, I think Greek yogurt is repackaged expired yogurt.

    And that funny feeling you get in your stomach? Well, the Greek yogurt marketing department calls it ‘probiotics’.

  9. scpandich

    scpandich said, 10 months ago

    @Amar7605

    LOL

    That’s like that one exchange from Family Guy:

    Lois: Ewww, What’s that smell?
    Brian: It’s either bad meat or good cheese…

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    Rat sometimes amazes me! I like yogurt, whether mass-brand USA-made or Greek (as in made, bought, and consumed in Greece, when I visited there). Plain, with honey!

  11. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell said, 10 months ago

    Actually, if you looked behind the scenes on how MOST food is made, you’d probably starve to death.

  12. Kimberly Marley

    Kimberly Marley said, 10 months ago

    @scpandich

    That’s almost exactly what a painter said about the green paint my mother-in-law chose for her living room 16 years ago. “This is either the color of rotten meat or new cheese.”

  13. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

    I usually described things that are cultured as “selectively rotted.” (I eat them despite the colorful name, with the exception of buttermilk.)

  14. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 10 months ago

    Anyone care for some curds and whey?

  15. bergamot

    bergamot said, 10 months ago

    I always refer to it as “rancid milk”. The only place I can stomache yogurt is in Indian cooking.

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