Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Amen, Rat.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 4 years ago

    Hmm, nothing in the warning against using it in the shower; that must be safe.

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 4 years ago

    Thank the judges for allowing dishhonest lawsuits and thank the lawyers for being immoral enough to file dishonest lawsuits.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 4 years ago

    And that’s exactly how the feds (and Luddites) want you, Rat!

  5. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, almost 4 years ago

    It’s funny because it’s true.

  6. Keno21

    Keno21 said, almost 4 years ago

    WARNING! Instruction manuals may cause high blood pressure, anxiety, and sever depression!”

  7. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, almost 4 years ago

    For years I’ve been putting slices of bread on the gas burner of my stove and turning them over after a few seconds

  8. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, almost 4 years ago

    They tell you all that…and then you notice the stupid thing is 90% plastic.

  9. Tom from NC

    Tom from NC GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    We just got a new toaster yesterday, and I noticed all that. But my favorite is not to immerse in water. I so wanted to do that with the old toaster before throwing it out.

  10. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, almost 4 years ago

    Yeah frivolous lawsuits AND the overpopulation of idiots.Who likely couldn’t read much less grasp a warning label.

  11. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, almost 4 years ago

    @Tom from NC

    Please don’t Tom, we all need Brewster Rockit.

  12. AnonymousUser

    AnonymousUser said, almost 4 years ago

    Caution. This manual indiciates that all people are too dumb to live or has too many lawyers on this planet.

  13. Just4Kixx

    Just4Kixx said, almost 4 years ago

    Years ago I lived in an apartment that had a fireplace. It was too dirty to keep a pile of firewood so I burned those artificial imitation fire logs. Once when lighting one I noticed it had printed on it:

    “Caution: RISK OF FIRE

    Really. On a product whose only purpose is to burn…

  14. oldfarmhand

    oldfarmhand said, almost 4 years ago

    Oh great!!! My English muffin just got stuck in my toaster while reading the strip. Anyone got a knife or a fork so I can remove it???

  15. A.Ficionada

    A.Ficionada said, almost 4 years ago

    @Arye Uygur

    Are you really where your map indicates?

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