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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Nov 19, 2010
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Rat says, "I'm gonna start a campaign to try and get more unconditional love from people." Goat says, "Then start by loving others." Rat says, "Fine? but first they must swear undying loyalty to me." Goat says, "Rat, no right-thinking person is going to offer unconditional love to someone whose love is conditional... do you understand what I'm trying to say?" Rat says, "Target the dumb guys?" Goat says, "Maybe you don't." Rat says, "Have I got a deal for you!" Pig says, "Oh boy!"
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