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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jul 22, 2006
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"We ees hosed, Bob...We ees never gonna keel zeeba." "Ees no fair. Life bad." poof "Hello, boys." "Hey!! You ees Satan!" "Wow...You is, like, famous." "Yes, I am Satan...and I'm here to offer you a deal...Your soul for that zebra." "Oh, dat is gud deal!" "HAHA! Me like 'Where do me sign?'" "Good good. Now just sign this here." "Wonderful!...And here you go..." scribble scribble "Hey...Dat is pack of gum. You promiss us zeeba." "Yeees, I know what I promised, but the contract offers you a mere pack of gum...You should have read it...I am, after all, Satan." "Ohhhhhkay...Now you leesten to me, Meester Beezybub!! If we no get zeeba, you no get soul, got it?!?" "...Me hope flavor last looooooong time." chew chew chomp chomp chew chew
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