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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Dec 28, 2003
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"Want to play army men with me?"
 "Who are they battling?"
 "Oh, my army men don't battle."
 "What?.. Then how do they resolve their disputes?"
 "Sarge. When that man points his rifle at me, it makes me feel sad."
 "You need to tell him that, Johnny."
Dec 30, 2003
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