Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

Comments (59) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 9 months ago

    It’s like how Bend lost 5000 people, housing went from an average of $400,000 per 2 bedroom house to $200,000, and now that a handful of pirates are buying up the empty houses, the “market is up!”
    In a word: snort.
    The only good thing is that the pirates, since they didn’t look at the fact that 6 of 10 are out of work now, are going to go broke because there will be very few to buy homes, much less at an artificially high price.

  2. hsawlrae

    hsawlrae said, 9 months ago

    Yup, that’s EX PERT advice all right.

  3. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 9 months ago

    Helga used to be a used car salesperson. Would have said salesman but you have to be PC these days.

  4. Number Six

    Number Six said, 9 months ago

    A decreasing market in an expanding Universe.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 9 months ago

    ‘You don’t have to be crazy to do this … but it helps!’

  6. bluskies

    bluskies said, 9 months ago


    From an average of four hundred grand for a two bedroom? Sounds like the pirates were there long before the housing “bust”. Talk about artificially high prices!

  7. edclectic

    edclectic said, 9 months ago

    Ex-spurt: a former drip under pressure.

  8. wrwallaceii

    wrwallaceii said, 9 months ago


    But what if you’re MAC?

  9. wrwallaceii

    wrwallaceii said, 9 months ago

    Is it okay to say salesman if you’re Linux?

  10. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 9 months ago

    If you can’t get your sale price you could try a raffle.

  11. Hardthought

    Hardthought said, 9 months ago

    On trying a raffle.

    Two country boys decided to raffle off a mule. The mule was worth $200 and they sold 1000 tickets at $2 per.
    Problem was the mule died.
    When the winner went to collect his mule, the two men gladly refunded his ticket price.

  12. pcolli

    pcolli said, 9 months ago


    “Used car seller”? “Car flogger”? “Vehicular valuer & vendor”?

  13. watmiwori

    watmiwori said, 9 months ago

    Bought a house in the 70s. Soon got a tax assessment for three times what we were paying for it. Needless to say, the
    county wouldn’t buy it for their own assessed valuation. When we did sell, were lucky to get OUR purchase price….

  14. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Real estate agents seem to speak as though that they are attorneys..

  15. pelican47

    pelican47 said, 9 months ago

    I sure hope Victoria knows he’s planning to move to be near her.

  16. Load 15 more comments. | Load the rest (44).