Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. wrwallaceii

    wrwallaceii said, over 3 years ago

    Hup one, hup two, hup three… hike. I mean Yike!

  2. Burnside217

    Burnside217 said, over 3 years ago

    Off season, a player must stay in shape.

  3. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, over 3 years ago

    Does he or doesn’t he? I’m waiting with bated breathe.

  4. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 3 years ago

    @AussieDownUnder

    In this case it’s ‘baited’ breath !

  5. Jim in CT

    Jim in CT said, over 3 years ago

    Brilliant! I was actually laughing out loud!

  6. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    Oh, sure, I know the guy’s jersey says 75, but if the dude falls for it, I bet he won’t get his quarter back….

  7. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 3 years ago


  8. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    Please, no tight end jokes here…Seriously, talk about politics or something….and ixnay on the wide receiver jokes too…

  9. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 3 years ago


    @Wiley.

    Please ‘feel free’ to fill in the above comment box to your own satisfaction.

  10. Blue Boy

    Blue Boy said, over 3 years ago

    AWESOME!! I never ‘caught’ that before…..

  11. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 3 years ago

    @Varnes

    Are punter jokes okay?

  12. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    I do find the pun funny, but I discovered this in “The Complete American & Canadian Sportsman’s Encyclopedia Of Valuable Instruction” written by “Buzzacott” (Francis H. Buzzacott)
    Revised Edition 1913
    Published by M. A. DONOHUE & CO.

    Nothing much has changed in the fishing community in the 100 years since then either.

    “Wa’al I’ll be Durn.” (uncredited)

    “You kan’t ketch nothin’ with them thar things,
    With yarn fer bodies, an’ feathers fer wings,
    You must think Trout is terrible fools
    To be ketched with such outlandish tools.

    “An’ look at that pole ̶ why, that won’t do;
    A good, big Trout would bust it in two,
    An’ never think nothin’ ov what he did,
    As quick as lightnin’ away he slid.”

    “Well, I’ll be durn, you can shoot me dead
    Ef here ain’t a windlass filled with thread,
    An’ ther littlest sort ov thread at that ̶
    Why, man, that wouldn’t hold a gnat!”

    “You’ll find a good place over here,
    Under ther rapids deep and clear,
    You’d better take worms an’ er hick’ry pole,
    Or you won’t ketch nothin’, ’pon my soul!”

    Sixteen beauties, speckled bright,
    The basket bore ere the fall of night,
    He counted them o’er on the bank of fern.
    And all he said was, “Wa’al ̶ I’ll be durn.”

  13. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 3 years ago

    Next door specializes in “why’d the chicken cross the road” jokes … Wait and Cackle.

  14. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Next door would be a great place to set up a chiropractic office.

  15. Rx71Wm29

    Rx71Wm29 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    “Please ‘feel free’ to fill in the above comment box to your own "
    #
    I did that. But I had to “flush” the results afterward.

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