Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 3 months ago

    Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well.
    I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute.
    I’m not so sure I was ever indecisive.
    The best thing about being schizophrenic is that I’m never alone.
    Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean people aren’t out to get me!
    Hypochondria is the only illness that I don’t have.

  2. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 3 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    You’re just jealous because the voices in my head only talk to me!
    That better be one REALLY comfy couch for about $250 an hour!

  3. Bob Brow

    Bob Brow said, 3 months ago

    Yes, the $250 an hour nap that’s deductible.

  4. Radish

    Radish said, 3 months ago

    Sometimes a rest is as good as a change.

  5. Varnes

    Varnes said, 3 months ago

    Alexikakos, and in a few years you’ll be able to hunt the Easter Eggs you hid yourself….

  6. Jo Clear

    Jo Clear said, 3 months ago

    @Radish

    Right…I think he got his moneys worth…maybe he didn’t get to be that comfy at home…So good work Doc..

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

    I used to have a short attention span but … what was I talking about? Oh, right .. .squirrels …

  8. John Pike

    John Pike said, 3 months ago

    I wanted to say something pithy and snarky, but the dominant voice in my head told me to shut up and drive. It decided to drive me crazy. It was a short trip.

  9. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 3 months ago

    And just how much is that guy paying for that nap?

  10. pcolli

    pcolli said, 3 months ago

    @

    I tried that once; just couldn’t get my head around it. Tried stroking my ego instead.

  11. Buckly34

    Buckly34 said, 3 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    ….I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No Problem!

  12. aciem88

    aciem88 said, 3 months ago

    @

    nice metaphor

  13. aciem88

    aciem88 said, 3 months ago

    is it a Big Ol’ Comfy Couch?…:)

  14. roctor

    roctor said, 3 months ago

    His insomnia has taken a great step.However more sessions are needed in case of a relapse

  15. jreckard

    jreckard said, 3 months ago

    Who needs an expensive shrink when you can self-medicate?

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