Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. dtroutma

    dtroutma said, 7 months ago

    Uh, pigs kill more people every year in the U.S. than the total killed by “wild animals” in history. They are VERY dangerous critters. BTW, cows also kill far more people than bears, cougar, or wolves- even in Europe!


    So, point being, Danae is right on track here!! Good girl!

  2. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, 7 months ago

    She’ll make a great screen writer some day!

  3. hawgowar

    hawgowar said, 7 months ago

    We have a feral hog extermination project ongoing in my area. I always carry a .45 ACP pistol when hiking in the woods and have shot two hogs who attacked me. Fortunately, they know of or care little for stealth and you can hear them coming.

  4. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, 7 months ago

    @hawgowar

    Do you get to keep the bacon?

  5. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 7 months ago

    @hawgowar: Have you ever killed one when they were makin’ bacon?

  6. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

    A horror novel out called “Zoo” about all types of animals start attacking and killing humans all over the world. Humans are out numbered millions to one. The question is why?
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    Fantastic retelling of the Three Little Pigs. Write a whole book of fairy tales with your own particular flourish!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Lord Garth

    Lord Garth said, 7 months ago

    I am SO keeping frame four as a wallpaper… Thanks Wiley

  8. Alms4Thorby

    Alms4Thorby said, 7 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Roald Dahl has already done it. He revisited six classic fairy tales, including “The Three Pig” , and called it “Revolting Rhymes” Its a quick fun read.

  9. oldpine

    oldpine said, 7 months ago

    I think I’ll stick to ‘fractured fairy tales’.

  10. James

    James said, 7 months ago

    The movie rights alone will make her richer than Midas.

  11. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 7 months ago

    @hawgowar

    Why a puny .45?

    When I’m hiking in the woods I carry a cell phone to call in F16s.

    That take’s care of anything out there.

  12. Coyoty

    Coyoty said, 7 months ago

    The original story had the pigs trapping the wolf in a pot and making stew of him.

  13. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 7 months ago

    I can’t wait to see what the 3 bears do to Goldilocks…

  14. sottwell

    sottwell said, 7 months ago

    Actually the original stories had the two lazy, careless pigs getting eaten. It took Disney to have them running to mooch off of their hard-working brother.

  15. WCLamb

    WCLamb said, 7 months ago

    @sottwell -
    Sounds vaguely familiar… conservative pig & liberal pig brothers. Tell me there’s nothing political about fairy tales.

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