Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, about 2 years ago

    Ship potty break

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 2 years ago

    Noah patience.

  3. alcors3

    alcors3 said, about 2 years ago

    Powdering her nose.
    Exclusive to one male and one female of each…..What a sexist, racist, bigoted homophobe.

  4. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, about 2 years ago

    How tall was Noah, in cubits?

  5. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    My dog (miniature dachshund no less) insists on his mile and a half every day; water wings?

  6. Odd Dog

    Odd Dog GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    According to “Bill Cosby” wasn’t the ark 40 cubits x40 cubits
    ( BILL COSBY is a very funny fellow RIGHT )

  7. Odd Dog

    Odd Dog GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @GoldenRoya

    Snark

  8. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, about 2 years ago

    There were no dachshunds on the ark. Dachshunds have been bred in only the last 500 years or so.

  9. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, about 2 years ago

    @GoldenRoya (1st post)

    Thanks for the truth about the unicorn story. Why can’t we ever get the straight scoop the first time around?

  10. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 2 years ago

    Seriously, did he have to bring the mosquitoes? What was his motivation?….And don’t get me goin’ ’bout fleas! Please! He could have always told God “Oops!”

  11. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, about 2 years ago

    @GoldenRoya

    If the story is remembered correctly by me, Noah was alone on the ark with all the critters.No Mrs. Noah or crew.
    In considering the question of the copious amounts of poo,let’s also consider this:
    Having to scoop the poo from where it was deposited
    then having to scoop it up with a shovel, walk to the side of the ark and toss it overboard, sometimes twice a day for each critter, Noah became a strong contender for future WWF matches.
    Hulk Hogan, don’t even entertain thoughts that
    you’re gonna get a body slam in on this guy!
    Also, good thing there was plenty of water around to deposit said poo into, and no lawns around for angry neighbors to raise hell about depositing poo on their property.

  12. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 2 years ago

    Come on, If He wants it done right, why doesn’t he do it himself? What a lazy Supreme Being! We could do better!

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 2 years ago

    God is such a creep….

  14. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, about 2 years ago

    @GoldenRoya

    Next riddle:
    Where was all the chow for the critters stored on the ark?
    Noah only had so much space to work with. Where were the cupboards?
    Also, how was Noah to cater to the dietary whims of each species? Some like hay, some like other critters.
    Keeping peace while at sea and catering to each critter’s tastes had to be a nightmare. Once again, Noah was one tough dude. Wrestlers, approach at you own risk.

  15. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, about 2 years ago

    @Varnes

    Am mad as hell at God for his inconsideration, for this very reason.

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