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   Varnes said, 10 months ago

   And that’s just her personal advice…….nice lady….“Sir, it would be more entertaining if you lit yourself on fire first…..”…
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   Varnes said, 10 months ago

   See? I didn’t do it guys! I’m cured!
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   Varnes said, 10 months ago

   Thanks for filling in the paintings this time Mr. Miller….I like the guy on the right….
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   Linguist said, 10 months ago

   It’s decision day here at J.P. Morgan for Mr. Jamie Dimon.
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   simpsonfan2 said, 10 months ago

   And take a lot more with you.
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   Crumbucket said, 10 months ago

   Probably not a window you can open… Damn!
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   Dogsniff said, 10 months ago

   They want him to play Van Halen!
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   gmartin997 said, 10 months ago

   He doesn’t know those people are his employees. He foolishly thinks they’re just protesters.
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   finkd said, 10 months ago

   @Crumbucket

   No problem – just throw the chair through it.
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    Johnny Potseed said, 10 months ago

    “Well can’t you see me standing here,
    I’ve got my back against the ATMachine
    I am the worst that you’ve seen.
    Oh, tell me, what do you mean?”

    " Might as well jump. Jump!
    Go ahead, jump.
    Might as well jump. Jump!
    Go ahead, jump. Jump!"
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    Coyoty said, 10 months ago

    Don’t worry, you can trust them to catch you.
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    cdward said, 10 months ago

    @Crumbucket

    If you take a running jump, you might get through…
13. 

    ajnotales said, 10 months ago

    His Exec. Assistant might give him a little push – that’s what they do!
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    Willaran said, 10 months ago

    Throwing a chair through the window might be a good idea, the glass shards could take out a handfull of them
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    runar said, 10 months ago

    Recent polls have shown that bankers now rank even lower than lawyers.
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