Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. seyleigh

    seyleigh said, almost 5 years ago

    What could the dad want? The entire world PLUS Mars?

  2. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, almost 5 years ago

    Look down there, see all the little ants? I’ve got a magnifying glass mounted up on the roof the size of a lighthouse beacon. Wanna a fry a few with me? But, it still won’t be enough…

  3. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, almost 5 years ago

    A CEO or lobbyist talks to his son.

  4. tail wind

    tail wind said, almost 5 years ago

    Make the government grant us the money to stimulate the economy. Bail us out when we fail. For debt is only number in a book and we will dance as long as the band plays and the whiskey flows. Hangover be dam.

  5. Cmlbx

    Cmlbx said, almost 5 years ago

    He’ll make his the older fashioned way, he inherits it!

  6. roctor

    roctor said, almost 5 years ago

    This is whats called “the escape hatch”.We all pray the legal department can keep the ball in the air.

  7. finkd

    finkd said, almost 5 years ago

    The world is not enough.

  8. finkd

    finkd said, almost 5 years ago

    @Cmlbx

    …by pushing Dad out the window.

  9. JoeRaisin

    JoeRaisin said, almost 5 years ago

    The first thought that came to my mind was – Politician talking to his kid. Probably Democrat as they are the ones openly seeking more power in DC. Republicans do it too – they just try to be a bit more circumspect.

  10. finkd

    finkd said, almost 5 years ago

    And don’t forget Rule #6 : Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

  11. finkd

    finkd said, almost 5 years ago

    I thought they were “Son, why are you putting that pillow over my face ?”.

  12. finkd

    finkd said, almost 5 years ago

    @pouncingtiger

    Aren’t they one and the same ?

  13. finkd

    finkd said, almost 5 years ago

    @seyleigh

    Yes – he’s still negotiating with the Martians for the property rights (he thought he had them, but that Death Ray
    the Martians have is a big bargaining chip in their favor).

  14. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, almost 5 years ago

    @seyleigh

    What more could the dad want? Well…
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    In one word:
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    “Rosebud.”

  15. James

    James said, almost 5 years ago

    Is this another 1% joke?

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