Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. seyleigh

    seyleigh said, over 1 year ago

    What could the dad want? The entire world PLUS Mars?

  2. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 1 year ago

    Look down there, see all the little ants? I’ve got a magnifying glass mounted up on the roof the size of a lighthouse beacon. Wanna a fry a few with me? But, it still won’t be enough…

  3. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 1 year ago

    A CEO or lobbyist talks to his son.

  4. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell said, over 1 year ago

    Last words of Kim Jong Il.

  5. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, over 1 year ago

    See, Son; you have to keep growing and investing, and getting richer or you’ll lose all your tax breaks. And if the unions start to give you trouble, just outsource the work to Mexico.
    And these stupid Occupiers think we’re listening? HA! We can’t even see them from up here.

  6. tail wind

    tail wind said, over 1 year ago

    Make the government grant us the money to stimulate the economy. Bail us out when we fail. For debt is only number in a book and we will dance as long as the band plays and the whiskey flows. Hangover be dam.

  7. Ice Hole

    Ice Hole said, over 1 year ago

    Not enough is never enough

  8. Cmlbx

    Cmlbx said, over 1 year ago

    He’ll make his the older fashioned way, he inherits it!

  9. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, over 1 year ago

    A couple of the Republican…er. Ferengi rules of acquisition…

    #10. “Greed is Eternal!”

    #97. “Enough…is NEVER enough!”

  10. roctor

    roctor said, over 1 year ago

    This is whats called “the escape hatch”.We all pray the legal department can keep the ball in the air.

  11. finkd

    finkd said, over 1 year ago

    @Ice Hole

    The world is not enough.

  12. finkd

    finkd said, over 1 year ago

    @Cmlbx

    …by pushing Dad out the window.

  13. JoeRaisin

    JoeRaisin said, over 1 year ago

    The first thought that came to my mind was – Politician talking to his kid. Probably Democrat as they are the ones openly seeking more power in DC. Republicans do it too – they just try to be a bit more circumspect.

  14. finkd

    finkd said, over 1 year ago

    @masterskrain

    And don’t forget Rule #6 : Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

  15. finkd

    finkd said, over 1 year ago

    @Richard S. Russell

    I thought they were “Son, why are you putting that pillow over my face ?”.

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