Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Fat Tony Balducci

    Fat Tony Balducci said, over 1 year ago

    An Investment banker will get his relatives to pay for the funeral, then claim a loss and get the government to pay for it as well!

  2. formally known as doc white

    formally known as doc white said, over 1 year ago

    The departed can dance laying down.

  3. hsawlrae

    hsawlrae said, over 1 year ago

    No need for a coffin. Just tie a 2 × 4 across his back and screew him into the ground.

  4. ODDBALL

    ODDBALL said, over 1 year ago

    There should be a toilet, so everyone can @#&% on him.

  5. Fairportfan2

    Fairportfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    Harold Grey showed Daddy Warbucks dancing on FDR’s grave waybackwhen…

  6. slug_queen

    slug_queen said, over 1 year ago

    I think you’ll need to use an extra-long stake before any dancing can commence…

  7. kreole

    kreole said, over 1 year ago

    Is that straw?

  8. geometeer

    geometeer said, over 1 year ago

    The three comics that I see both on the web and in print (International Herald Tribune) are Non Sequitur, Doonesbury and Dilbert.

    Color adds enormous nuance and strength to Non Sequitur and Doonesbury, somehow making the jokes funnier.

    In Dilbert the drawing is much more basic (no better than Trudeau’s Yale cartoons), but it works well. How come adding color adds nothing?

  9. Brockie

    Brockie said, over 1 year ago

    Going down?

  10. pschearer

    pschearer said, over 1 year ago

    When it comes to businessmen, Wiley is filled with hate. Of course, he’ll claim it’s just a joke.

  11. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, over 1 year ago

    @pschearer

    maybe he knows one

  12. pschearer

    pschearer said, over 1 year ago

    @walruscarver2000

    I suspect facts have nothing to do with it. How about you?

  13. markmoss1

    markmoss1 said, over 1 year ago

    Better bury him 12 feet deep. His relatives are going to re-sell the grave site at a profit.

  14. ghostkeeper

    ghostkeeper said, over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of a tale from medieval times= A man decided to fake his death for what he thought was a good reason; people would be so distraught at his death that they’d eat less and so he’d save all that money. So he faked his death and was lying in his coffin for the viewing. Problem was, his family and his servants were OVERJOYED that the BASTARD was GONE! They were partying, breaking out the good wine and the fine meats! He was so furious he rose from his coffin ready to denounce them. The story has a happy ending; one of the servants seeing him rise screamed and bludgeoned him with a piece of firewood!

  15. NightShade09

    NightShade09 said, over 1 year ago

    “Ah, yes – the Madoff services. And you’d like to reserve a table for how many?”

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