Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Coyoty

    Coyoty said, about 3 years ago

    And you can’t call them all Spot, either!

  2. The J.A.M.

    The J.A.M. said, about 3 years ago

    And they were all young when he put them in :D

  3. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, about 3 years ago

    I thought for a second she couldn’t count.

  4. fritzoid

    fritzoid said, about 3 years ago

    Giraffes are kosher? Who knew?

  5. fritzoid

    fritzoid said, about 3 years ago

    “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

  6. Parethed

    Parethed said, about 3 years ago

    Gotta have something to feed the sharks…

  7. kreole

    kreole said, about 3 years ago

    The 7 pair of polar bears was the doozy….he had to paddle all the way to the north pole, gather up 14 polar bears in his skiff, and paddle them all the way back. Oh, then paddle to Australia for the many species of kangaroos.

    Not to mention the insects all over the world he had to gather up…..there are thousands of spider species to begin with……and some of the insects only live a few days which causes a problem when you’re adrift for 40 days and nights.

  8. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, about 3 years ago

    I’ve thought about this myth for many years; and, though it’s an inspiring story, the probability of it actually happening is highly unlikely.

  9. grazer

    grazer said, about 3 years ago

    That’s a bit of a stretch, Mrs. Noah.

  10. PhantomPlumber

    PhantomPlumber said, about 3 years ago

    Giraffes are kosher? Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Next time I have some Jewish people over to dinner, are they gonna get a surprise meal!

  11. Fairportfan2

    Fairportfan2 said, about 3 years ago

    Only if slaughtered and prepared in the proper manner, though.

    I doubt you’d find a kosher butcher who’d touch ‘em.

    Joe - pigs are also ungulates,,,

  12. madKanga

    madKanga said, about 3 years ago

    I think the rule was “cloven hooves and chew the cud”. I suspect Giraffes would qualify; pigs do not.

  13. John

    John said, about 3 years ago

    she likes the girrafe

  14. Submachine

    Submachine said, about 3 years ago

    Woman thinking is flawed.

  15. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, about 3 years ago

    Noah whistled while he worked? Who’d a thunk?

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