Matt Bors for October 22, 2015
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October 27, 2015
Transcript:
CANADA News Anchor: Election time! Will we remain better than the states or become way WAY better? AMERICA News Anchor: So, uh, the racist joke candidate appears to be GAINING popularity? WEEK 11 Canadian News Anchor: Well, that wraps it up! Our longest election in 140 years - PHEW! TRUDEAU! Week ?? American News Anchor: Biden will announce his run before the new moon... so say the entrails - I mean my SOURCES!
That Trump and Carson are the front runners says an awful lot (of horrible things) about Republican voters. Sorry guys. I know you don’t WANT to be associated with such disgusting vitriol, but it’s not like you ever do anything to correct course.
Oh. And you can’t win with either of them.