Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 18, 2000

Transcript:

Miss Phelps says to Gunther, "Gunther, I'm afraid you can't do your sawing-the-lady-in-half act." Gunther replies, "What?" Bernice says, "Why not?" Miss Phelps explains, "Some students objected to the implied violence against women." Gunther says, "But...I reassemble her..." Bernice replies, "What if I saw Gunther in half?" Thinking, Miss Phelps responds, "Hm, well, I don't see a problem with that." Bernice reaches for Gunther's magician hat and exclaims, "Good. Gimme your hat." Gunther yells, "Wait a minute!!"