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Luann

By Greg Evans
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Apr 17, 2000
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Miss Phelps says to Gunther, "Gunther, I'm afraid you can't do your sawing-the-lady-in-half act." Gunther replies, "What?" Bernice says, "Why not?"   Miss Phelps explains, "Some students objected to the implied violence against women." Gunther says, "But...I reassemble her..." Bernice replies, "What if I saw Gunther in half?"   Thinking, Miss Phelps responds, "Hm, well, I don't see a problem with that." Bernice reaches for Gunther's magician hat and exclaims, "Good. Gimme your hat." Gunther yells, "Wait a minute!!"
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