Lio by Mark Tatulli

Lio

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  1. margueritem

    margueritemGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    What does the alligator get out of this deal?

  2. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 2 months ago

    It takes a lot of balls to try a stunt like that.

    (Yes, I did just say that.)

  3. OpenWings

    OpenWings said, 2 months ago

    He should get 25c per ball, plus a cracking bonus for the way he’s managing to hold onto that armload of balls! :o)

  4. Pacejv

    Pacejv said, 2 months ago

    Sherlock, you said a mouthful.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 2 months ago

    It’s good to have capable business partners, Lio! –Now we know where Lio gets at least some of his cash!

  6. rayannina

    rayannina said, 2 months ago

    Lio keeps 1/2 the money, buys raw meat with the other 1/2 and gives it to Smiley. Everyone wins.

  7. ladyfingers86

    ladyfingers86 said, 2 months ago

    Lio is a great entepreneur. He will always be successful. His dad should take lessons from him instead of being scornful.

  8. cdward

    cdward said, 2 months ago

    ^I never thought of his dad as scornful. If anything, I’ve always considered his father pretty supportive of Lio’s eccentricities. Not that every parent isn’t fed up with their kids now and then.

  9. guitarmutt

    guitarmutt said, 2 months ago

    Very clever. It’s amazing how many friends you have Lio.

  10. chairump

    chairumpGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    A producer — Tax him!

  11. Leopara Bates

    Leopara Bates said, 2 months ago

    nah, the gator gets his bed cleaned. poor thing is probably -er-fed to the teeth with being hit on the head etc with random golf balls. But i’m with Rayannina. Lio loves animals. he’d probably buy him a steak or three for his help.-incedently been there done that minus the gator. i lasted a whole 2 hours and ran into a snapping turtle, called dericke who showed up with scuba gear to get the turtle and balls out. we sold the balls and moved the turtle to a big mangrove grove where he probably still is.

  12. Leopara Bates

    Leopara Bates said, 2 months ago

    nah, the gator gets his bed cleaned. poor thing is probably -er-fed to the teeth with being hit on the head etc with random golf balls. But i’m with Rayannina. Lio loves animals. he’d probably buy him a steak or three for his help.-incedently been there done that minus the gator. i lasted a whole 2 hours and ran into a snapping turtle, called dericke who showed up with scuba gear to get the turtle and balls out. e sold the balls and moved the turtle to a big pond off a course.

  13. Musmo

    Musmo said, 2 months ago

    I met that gator on a golf course near Charleston SC: she was surrounded by golf balls, I guess all the other golfers opted for the free drop instead of playing their balls where they were lying.

  14. comYics

    comYicsGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Awesome, way to go Lio.

  15. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Lio and his pal need to get over to the 17th hole at TPC @Sawgrass.

  16. Steve

    Steve said, 2 months ago

    Pays to have friends in low places.

  17. Digital Frog

    Digital FrogGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    I grew up on a farm that bordered a golf course and used to make a fair bit of pocket money finding and selling the lost balls. We’d always end up with bags of balls that were sliced or dinged and worthless. My favorite thing to do with them was hid in the bushes near one of the greens, wait until a couple of balls rolled onto the green, and then quickly empty the bags all around them then run back into the bushes. The look on the golfer’s faces when they got to the green was hilarious.
    Bwahahahahahaha

  18. draculadave

    draculadave said, 2 months ago

    That was you?

  19. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Margueritem said, about 10 missing golfers ago

    What does the alligator get out of this deal?

    Marg - Lio feeds him leftover Bullies.

  20. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 2 months ago

    lio’s menagerie of pets and friends is endless

  21. Radish

    Radish said, 2 months ago

    How does Lio get this gator aid?

  22. DirtyDragon

    DirtyDragon said, 2 months ago

    Fourteen of those are mine.

  23. DirtyDragon

    DirtyDragon said, 2 months ago

    shakes fist in the air

  24. goulash53

    goulash53 said, 2 months ago

    Lio you are slick!!

  25. Quantumtorpedo1

    Quantumtorpedo1 said, 2 months ago

    Alligators have broad U-shaped snouts. Made for cracking turtle shells and scoping up golf balls.

  26. ethan

    ethan said, 2 months ago

    Lio’s done it again

  27. R_Noonan63

    R_Noonan63Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Looks like Lio found a good job to save up for something special for Dad. That or he is building a Bomb and needs some extra cash

  28. ChukLitl

    ChukLitlGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Plutonium ain’t cheap.

  29. Dypak

    DypakGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    chairump said,
    A producer — Tax him!
    —–
    Doesnt make much sense to tax a non-producer.