Garfield by Jim Davis

Garfield

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  1. mepo

    mepo said, over 2 years ago

    oh nooo.

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 2 years ago

    That’ll teach you to sleep on a date.

  3. TexTech

    TexTech said, over 2 years ago

    You definitely do not want to disrespect Arlene. You WILL pay for it.

  4. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 2 years ago

    A more awful date would be the dude sleeping in front of the movie/play/opera… IN THE THEATRE! (I, a dude, know I don’t snore at all.)

  5. ReneTray

    ReneTray said, over 2 years ago

    @mepo

    Oh, yes. Gentlemen please take note.

  6. ReneTray

    ReneTray said, over 2 years ago

    @Llewellenbruce

    Yep.

  7. ReneTray

    ReneTray said, over 2 years ago

    @TexTech

    Especially with teeth, claws, and the fury that Shakespeare mentioned when a woman is scorned. I belive from first hand experianice.

  8. adubman

    adubman said, over 2 years ago

    Acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree, eh Garfield?
    Arlene & Liz are going to start the Lonely Hearts Club Band.

  9. The Uncle

    The Uncle said, over 2 years ago

    Sorry – “Hell hath no fury”, etc. is a misquote, and it’s not from the Bard – it’s from William Congreve’s “The Mourning Bride” as below (from Wikipedia).

    Two of Congreve’s turns of phrase from The Mourning Bride (1697) have become famous, albeit frequently in misquotation:
    “Music has charms to soothe a savage breast,” which is the first line of the play, spoken by Almeria in Act I, Scene 1. (The word “breast” is often misquoted as “beast”, and “has” sometimes appears as “hath”.)
    “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned,” spoken by Zara in Act III, Scene VIII.1 (This is usually paraphrased as “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”)

  10. NinjaNick101

    NinjaNick101 said, over 2 years ago

    Love hurts.

  11. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Ahh Garf….falling asleep on a date can prove dangerous to more than your relationship as you can now see….OR feel.
    Jon I think you should put in a call to Liz……QUICK!

  12. creepy23

    creepy23 said, over 2 years ago

    Hey Garfield I can see the future! and I see that she is NEVER going out with you again so if you want to date her again you gonna have to wait for a time machine to fix that.

  13. Tinyman

    Tinyman said, over 2 years ago

    WHOOPS Gaarfield.

  14. Carlyle620

    Carlyle620 said, over 2 years ago

    Believe me…there is a much worse time to fall asleep with a lady.

  15. garfield4life2

    garfield4life2 said, over 2 years ago

    So Garfield and John DO have something in common.

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