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   mepo said, 12 months ago

   oh nooo.
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   Llewellenbruce said, 12 months ago

   That’ll teach you to sleep on a date.
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   TexTech said, 12 months ago

   You definitely do not want to disrespect Arlene. You WILL pay for it.
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   templo SUD said, 12 months ago

   A more awful date would be the dude sleeping in front of the movie/play/opera… IN THE THEATRE! (I, a dude, know I don’t snore at all.)
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   ReneTray said, 12 months ago

   @mepo

   Oh, yes. Gentlemen please take note.
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   ReneTray said, 12 months ago

   @Llewellenbruce

   Yep.
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   ReneTray said, 12 months ago

   @TexTech

   Especially with teeth, claws, and the fury that Shakespeare mentioned when a woman is scorned. I belive from first hand experianice.
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   adubman said, 12 months ago

   Acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree, eh Garfield?
   Arlene & Liz are going to start the Lonely Hearts Club Band.
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   The Uncle said, 12 months ago

   Sorry – “Hell hath no fury”, etc. is a misquote, and it’s not from the Bard – it’s from William Congreve’s “The Mourning Bride” as below (from Wikipedia).

   Two of Congreve’s turns of phrase from The Mourning Bride (1697) have become famous, albeit frequently in misquotation:
   “Music has charms to soothe a savage breast,” which is the first line of the play, spoken by Almeria in Act I, Scene 1. (The word “breast” is often misquoted as “beast”, and “has” sometimes appears as “hath”.)
   “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned,” spoken by Zara in Act III, Scene VIII.¹ (This is usually paraphrased as “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”)
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    NinjaNick101 said, 12 months ago

    Love hurts.
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    William Pursell said, 12 months ago

    Ahh Garf….falling asleep on a date can prove dangerous to more than your relationship as you can now see….OR feel.
    Jon I think you should put in a call to Liz……QUICK!
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    creepy23 said, 12 months ago

    Hey Garfield I can see the future! and I see that she is NEVER going out with you again so if you want to date her again you gonna have to wait for a time machine to fix that.
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    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 12 months ago

    Great to see Arlene again—even in silhouette.
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    Tinyman said, 12 months ago

    WHOOPS Gaarfield.
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    Carlyle620 said, 12 months ago

    Believe me…there is a much worse time to fall asleep with a lady.
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