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   margueritem said, over 3 years ago

   His first broken heart….. sad.
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   Flight Suit said, over 3 years ago

   Jewelry is good.

   Erasers? Not so much.
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   Radish said, over 3 years ago

   The pain has never been erased.
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   Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

   That young fellow has a lot to learn, clearly! Pink was practically the only color for a student’s eraser way back when (I recall the unforgettable brandname, Pink Pearl). But erasers are not the way to a girl’s heart! I hope he finds enlightenment, and a girl….
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   cleokaya (THE FLASH) said, over 3 years ago

   It was at that moment that I decided it was time to introduce her to my dear friend Willy. He can be a hard one to find, but when you do he comes with protection.
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   ejcapulet said, over 3 years ago

   Oh, a really good eraser would be a big hit with this girl! The bigger the better - I’m a school teacher, ergo I always need stuff like that.
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   margueritem said, over 3 years ago

   Sisyphos Pink Pearl, I remember them well. You could stick pencil points into them and make interesting designs.
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   barticle35 said, over 3 years ago

   In England an eraser is called a rubber.
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   Lewreader said, over 3 years ago

   I’ve graduated from erasers. My lady is getting a vacuum for Valentine’s day..They’re also having a sale on sofas.
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    jukeofurl said, over 3 years ago

    Eraserheart, the long awaited prequel to Eraserhead. Coming to a college and/or arts theatre near, OK maybe not that near, you.
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    grapfhics said, over 3 years ago

    “… bought my wife a double bitted axe, carved her initials on the handle. You know, something a might fancy will tickle a woman half to death.”
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    Chrisnp said, over 3 years ago

    Never gift a woman a sharp object.
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    fredbuhl said, over 3 years ago

    What a b_ _ _ _ !
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    GoodQuestion said, over 3 years ago

    In the US, a rubber is called a prophilactic.

    Ruth Anna did not make mistakes so never used the eraser, I think you rubbed her the wrong way.
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    nighthawks said, over 3 years ago

    …..it kept bothering me how she could be so heartless, so cavalier about my plea for her heart.. I became bitter…not just towards Ruth Anna, but to ALL women…. I began to think about ways to get even with her, with all women… one day I used my daddy’s credit card number to mail order a fully automatic AK47 with extra clips of ammunition…

    what, you can’t DO that in most countries?— well, thank god for the NRA!

    anyway, when it arrived I ran my fingers across its cool barrel and began to plot……….
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