Frazz by Jef Mallett


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  1. annieb1012

    annieb1012 said, over 1 year ago

    Frazz’s sentiments exactly. His dream vehicle would be a better bike.

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    A real Homer Simpson car. George Barris could probably make it.

  3. emjaycee

    emjaycee GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    My sister renamed my tiny, dented POS car “the TUSH” – ‘Transportation Unit to School and Home’. too bad I could not get a vanity plate for it.

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    I give you: Phish “Contact” (The tires are the things on your car…)

    6 minutes 42 seconds

    Skilled and talented musicians having fun!

  5. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 1 year ago

    As this strip is set in Michigan, you should see all the rusty cars on the road in that state! I’m from Pennsylvania (also the Rust Belt) and our cars aren’t anywhere near that bad.
    On the other hand, cars in New York City are beat-up both inside and out – with one exception. The turn signal switch is in mint condition – it’s never been used!

  6. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I’m kinda with Caulfield on this one….
    New cars seems overrated.

    If I won a million dollars in the Lotto, I’d probably just be glad I could afford to repair my 98 Saturn wagon if it breaks down.

    If I won 5 million I might buy some sort of fuel-efficient minivan or something.

    But ah…. if I won 10 million and felt extravagant I’d buy the van for road trips and my dream car for town…

  7. AStarofDestiny

    AStarofDestiny said, over 1 year ago


    Rust Belt? Is it from all the salt on the roads in the wintertime?

    @ SusanSunshine: Classy!

  8. curmudgeon68

    curmudgeon68 said, over 1 year ago


    Exactly. You can count on the roads being salted here in Michigan from November until March~April. Many of us have vehicles designated as “Winter Beaters”, driven only during “salt season” to preserve our regular rides.

  9. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago


    I could live with a Studebaker Golden Hawk!
    Of course, I just picked up another car for my collection yesterday, a 1935 Auburn 851 Speedster. It’s parked next to my Cord 812 Roadster, and my 3 Duesenbergs.
    So that takes my count to 175 cars and trucks in the collection.
    O.K., they are 1/18th scale die-casts, but they are a LOT easier on gas, and take up a heck of a lot less space, too!
    One more coming soon. Just bought a model of the “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” from the movie. I never even knew ANYONE did a model of it!

  10. Sammy Shizznatz

    Sammy Shizznatz said, over 1 year ago

    Well it’s obvious to me that Caulfield is stuck in an underperforming public screwl: he thinks that his “dreams” are part of a zero-sum game. One side wins, another side necessarily loses. If he wants to drive junk, let him. He can keep his snotty, condescending attitude to himself. Some of us love cars and the freedom they represent.

  11. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, over 1 year ago

    Ah, the smell of fresh-baked sanctimony …

  12. smoore47

    smoore47 said, over 1 year ago

    @Sammy Shizznatz

    Man, who peed in your coffee? Most of us love the kid.

  13. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 1 year ago

    Choose your dreams wisely, for rust never sleeps.

  14. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 1 year ago


    That’s truly scrumptious!

  15. magicwalnut

    magicwalnut GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Betcha Sammy owns a gun….

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