Drabble by Kevin Fagan


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  1. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, about 16 hours ago

    It’s a great life…groan !

  2. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, about 14 hours ago

    This is how I slice mine. Doesn’t work with tomatoes, though.

  3. Observer fo Irony

    Observer fo Irony said, about 13 hours ago

    Crying over time wasted in doing something correctly is a waste of time that could be spent doing something correctly with the new method.

  4. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, about 12 hours ago

    I’ll bet she still puts tabs in her computer files by hitting the spacebar over and over, though.

  5. david_42

    david_42 said, about 9 hours ago


    I had a gadget that looked like a big egg-slicer that was designed for tomatoes; the designer obviously never tried to use it.

  6. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, about 7 hours ago

    We bought an apple slicer, removed the core and everything. It lasted for about 3 apples, then fell apart.

  7. MrJimCos

    MrJimCos said, about 7 hours ago

    Wait! Does that mean my mushroom slicer will slice eggs too?

  8. Macushlalondra

    Macushlalondra said, about 6 hours ago

    Eww sliced mushrooms! Ewww mushrooms period! I loathe mushrooms, they’re disgusting!

  9. paullp

    paullp GoComics PRO Member said, about 6 hours ago

    I’ve tried this, and found that mushrooms are somewhat tougher than eggs. Inevitably one or more of the slicing wires breaks on the mushrooms. Maybe I need to buy a more heavy duty model.

  10. paullp

    paullp GoComics PRO Member said, about 6 hours ago


    Maybe you should dress up as one for Halloween!

  11. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 hours ago

    I don’t mind slicing mushrooms or most things with just a sharp knife (even though I have a good mandolin and food processor). It is actually neater- and tomatoes, depending on ripeness, need to be sliced with a good serrated knife.

  12. AwelCruiz

    AwelCruiz said, about 2 hours ago

    Question: why does Ralph never call his wife by her name? Or does Kevin Fagan even remember giving her a name? (It’s June, according to Wikipedia BTW).

  13. Dee

    Dee GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 hours ago

    Bigger question is how June can afford to use mushrooms on Ralph’s salary as a mall cop.

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