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Austin: This is MyFacts, Austin speaking! Voice: Yes, I'd like to prove Obama is Kenyan. Austin: Sorry, sir, that proof has been discontinued. You've reached MyFacts, supporting your reality since 2003. This is Austin, how may I help you? Voice: Yes, I'm calling from the GOP. We need to prove that raising the minimum wage would hurt the economy. Austin: We could do that for you, sir. Does it matter to you how thinly the data is sliced? Voice: Actually, we've already been busted for that. We used studies funded by the restaurant industry. Austin: Okay, so you need to steer clear of any false assumptions or myths... let's see... How about a fairy tale? I'm showing a nice fairy tale. Voice: That might work. Are all the nobles good?
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