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Jan 25, 2014
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Jeff: I'm going to miss all this... all except for the brutal weather, the disgusting food, and the primitive people. Man 1: Karzai says no. Jeff: That does it! I'm outta here! Adieu! Man 2: Can we keep your X-Box? Jeff: I need this for my book party. Man 3: What's a book? Jeff: Go! Rejoin nature! Petraeus: What's nature? Man 1: Sorkh Razil! President Karzai has changed his mind! Jeff: *sigh* He's 14 hands high, likes croissants. Man 4: Got it. Jeff: And steel trap doors! Man 5: Got it. Man 1: The deal's off again! Jeff: Never mind. Man 5: We've already dug a mile. Man 6: Kill him! Talks to keep Sorkh Razil in Afghanistan have collapsed. He bids adieu to his adoptive family... picks up his dry cleaning... sets free his steed, Petraeus... and decommissions his secret fortress. But then... he starts a search to recover Petraeus... commissions a new secret fortress... but then... To be continued...
Jan 27, 2014
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