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   Linguist said, 4 months ago

   No she was a fig newton of his imagination !
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

   Now this is extraordinary. As topical as last week. That is risky and puts you with mind bending last minute work.
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   Clark Kent said, 4 months ago

   Don’t forget Ellen Degeneres’s inauguration on 20 Jan 2017.
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   explorer543 said, 4 months ago

   Layer upon layer…wonderful.
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   avtar123 said, 4 months ago

   What’s that in Mike’s hand?
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   SueB1863 said, 4 months ago

   @avtar123

   It’s the phone that Zonker was holding.
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   masterskrain said, 4 months ago

   Wow, so much for the 4th wall, not to mention the 5th and 6th walls as well!
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   cdward said, 4 months ago

   Just plain old funny.
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   rpmurray said, 4 months ago

   I don’t get it? Is Manti a Republican so we should laugh at him?
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    Tacopielvr said, 4 months ago

    @Clark Kent

    Ellen Degenerate?
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    Tacopielvr said, 4 months ago

    Yea, Manti Te’o has been getting sypathy….WHY?? His story, and his buddies and families stories are so full of holes!! Nothing matches up with the timelines between events and what he said happened. He was in on it from the start to increase his popularity and his stock draft (= $$$$$$$) in the NFL.
    He admits he lied, so why believe he is coming clean now? He and Notre Dame have have lied their way through this for damage control and to continue on with sympathy for the liar. It doesnt really matter, he might start a season worth of games at most, 2 more seasons if he’s lucky on special teams before his career ends, he’s really not that good.
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    too-zonked said, 4 months ago

    I hear that there’s a prize offered to hack the Chrome O/S, of $ 3,141,592.65 and I think of Dylan Thomas. I think I need to un-bookmark this page.
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    montessoriteacher said, 4 months ago

    Manti’s personal life should not matter so much as long as he can play. At least he isn’t involved in gun violence. Too bad he got caught up in a fake story with fake girlfriend but I can’t get that worked up about it.
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    Potrzebie said, 4 months ago

    No grey hair on Zonker and Mike has less than BD? Are they coloring their hair?!
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    rmacprivate said, 4 months ago

    This is almost as boring as Dave Barry’s old bit about Ask Mr. Language Person. YAWN!
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