Dark Side of the Horse by Samson

Dark Side of the Horse

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 1 year ago

    And don’t call him Shirley.

  2. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, over 1 year ago

    He’d certainly have an attentive audience… they can’t walk out on him…

  3. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    May I have a parachute, please?

  4. amaki80

    amaki80 said, over 1 year ago

    Make it so!

  5. Odin

    Odin GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Great, now I can visualize the aircraft taking a fatal nosedive..

  6. Gerbilonawheel

    Gerbilonawheel said, over 1 year ago

    He could work for some cheap-ass airline that sells peanuts one at a time for $5 a nut.

  7. Happy, Happy, Happy!!!

    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    This is your Captain, asleep at the wheel…

  8. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 1 year ago

    Howie Mandel was once on a cross country flight from New York to LA.
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    Midway there, he went forward to use the head, and there, next to the door, was a small closet, with the door open.
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    And there, hanging up in the closet, were the captain’s coat and cap, and the co-pilot’s coat and cap.
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    Sooo, Howie went back to his seat and got his buddy, and returned with him to the closet. Then he put on the captain’s coat and cap, and had his buddy put on the co-pilot’s coat and cap.
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    Then he had his buddy follow him down the aisle to the center of the plane, turned around suddenly and said, “AREN’T YOU FLYING?!”

  9. Me3000

    Me3000 said, over 1 year ago

    they would make a fortune on noise canceling headsets

  10. Jkiss

    Jkiss GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @edclectic

    I think he’s the one who will really need it.

  11. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, over 1 year ago

    @IamJayBluE

    The word you’re looking for is “captive.”

  12. SandraHuffstutler

    SandraHuffstutler said, over 1 year ago

    My husband is a pilot, he read this and LOLed. Thanks

  13. bopard

    bopard said, over 1 year ago

    ♞♬ Tiptoe thru the tulips♬

  14. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, over 1 year ago

    @Tom Flapwell

    No, attentive… Capt. has control of the PA microphone… passengers can’t override main speaker… their only resort is personal earphones or fingers in their ears… attentive…

  15. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, over 1 year ago

    @Tom Flapwell

    And also refer please to edclectic’s comment.. there IS an alternative to being stuck in the plane.. that’s also why I said “attentive”…..

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