Dark Side of the Horse by Samson

Dark Side of the Horse

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  1. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Speeches come with the standard “ice breaker”….
    -
    Of course, this is more “situational irony”…..or is it more “comedic coincidence”?

  2. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Does this mean Horace is a stalking horse?

  3. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    A thanks to whoever wrote on my windshield in lipstick, “I LOVE YOU.”

  4. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    His speech ends with the ever encouraging maxim: “Every breath you take… every move you make… every bond you’ll break… every step you take…. I’ll be watching you”….

  5. kendallclark1973

    kendallclark1973 said, about 1 year ago

    Yes, I hear heavy breathing… and I swear I just heard a couple camera shutters go off.

  6. InTraining

    InTraining said, about 1 year ago

    Horace forgot his sunglasses……! ! !

  7. ArthurAllen

    ArthurAllen said, about 1 year ago

    There should be a couple of people in the audience, people who put groceries on the shelves. Then they say, “Oh, we’re at the wrong convention!”

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    Celery stalks. Carrot stalks. Other stalklike veggies like leeks and green onions all welcome to the convention…

  9. bmonk

    bmonk said, about 1 year ago

    He may be paranoid, but I’ll bet they are following him.

  10. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    Agent Celery: give us your report of the grocery at 3 and H streets.
    .
    Agent Carrot… Agent Carrot? Sigh. We knew it was a mistake to send him to check up on the V8 plant …
    .
    Agent Rhubarb? Come now, don’t be upset because no one wants to eat your leaves.
    .
    Agent Asparagus? Yes, yes, we know the government moved you from Walla Walla to the South American rainforest.

  11. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 1 year ago

    Here’s an opening joke for you, Horace:
    “A guy walks into a bar, but nobody knows he’s there until it’s too late.”

  12. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 1 year ago

    Last Christmas my stalking was filled with coal.

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