Dark Side of the Horse by Samson

Dark Side of the Horse

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  1. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Speeches come with the standard “ice breaker”….
    -
    Of course, this is more “situational irony”…..or is it more “comedic coincidence”?

  2. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Does this mean Horace is a stalking horse?

  3. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    A thanks to whoever wrote on my windshield in lipstick, “I LOVE YOU.”

  4. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    His speech ends with the ever encouraging maxim: “Every breath you take… every move you make… every bond you’ll break… every step you take…. I’ll be watching you”….

  5. kendallclark1973

    kendallclark1973 said, 11 months ago

    Yes, I hear heavy breathing… and I swear I just heard a couple camera shutters go off.

  6. InTraining

    InTraining said, 11 months ago

    Horace forgot his sunglasses……! ! !

  7. ArthurAllen

    ArthurAllen said, 11 months ago

    There should be a couple of people in the audience, people who put groceries on the shelves. Then they say, “Oh, we’re at the wrong convention!”

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

    Celery stalks. Carrot stalks. Other stalklike veggies like leeks and green onions all welcome to the convention…

  9. bmonk

    bmonk said, 11 months ago

    He may be paranoid, but I’ll bet they are following him.

  10. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

    Agent Celery: give us your report of the grocery at 3 and H streets.
    .
    Agent Carrot… Agent Carrot? Sigh. We knew it was a mistake to send him to check up on the V8 plant …
    .
    Agent Rhubarb? Come now, don’t be upset because no one wants to eat your leaves.
    .
    Agent Asparagus? Yes, yes, we know the government moved you from Walla Walla to the South American rainforest.

  11. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 11 months ago

    Here’s an opening joke for you, Horace:
    “A guy walks into a bar, but nobody knows he’s there until it’s too late.”

  12. edclectic

    edclectic said, 11 months ago

    Last Christmas my stalking was filled with coal.

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