Dark Side of the Horse by Samson

Dark Side of the Horse

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 12 months ago

    AAAAGH! My suit is cut. COUGH-COUGH-wheeze. (croak)

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 12 months ago

    Is that the Johnson & Johnson “No More Tears” hazmat suit?

  3. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, 12 months ago

    Cutting them underwater also works (it also works if just the onions are underwater)

  4. Bartholomew Orso

    Bartholomew Orso said, 12 months ago

    A short order cook I used to know was fond of putting a slice of lemon in his mouth when cutting onions.

  5. Ryan (Say what now?!)

    Ryan (Say what now?!) GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Barry Carter

    I was about to say ‘I tried that and nearly drowned’.

  6. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Bartholomew Orso

    The problem with that is; you have to put a slice of lemon in your mouth.

  7. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 12 months ago

    Eugenia ‘Skeeter’ Phelan: Dear Miss Myrna, when I’m chopping onions how do I keep tears out of my eyes?

    Aibileen Clark: Shoot! That’s easy. You tell to hold a match stick between her teeth.

    Eugenia ‘Skeeter’ Phelan: It is lit?

    Aibileen Clark: No, ma’am.

    The Help

  8. lisapaloma13

    lisapaloma13 said, 12 months ago

    Put half an onion on top of your head. (Laura Esquivel, “Like Water for Chocolate”)

  9. Jeff H

    Jeff H said, 12 months ago

    Wimps…

  10. 111paul

    111paul GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    I actually did wear a diving mask once when I had a lot of onions to cut up! It worked great.

  11. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 12 months ago

    Andromeda onions?

  12. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 12 months ago

    You want ice water? Eat an onion. That’ll make your ice water.

    —Groucho Marx The Cocoanuts 1929

  13. Happy, happy, happy!!! (Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy!!!)
  14. Happy, happy, happy!!! (Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy!!!)

    Happy, happy, happy!!! (Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy!!!) GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Jeff H

    Beat me to it…

  15. bopard

    bopard said, 12 months ago

    Shed no tear! oh, shed no tear! The flower will bloom another year. Weep no more! – Keats
    .
    or just turn your head when you inhale, and wash yer mitts before you scratch you nose.

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