Dark Side of the Horse by Samson

Dark Side of the Horse

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    AAAAGH! My suit is cut. COUGH-COUGH-wheeze. (croak)

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    Is that the Johnson & Johnson “No More Tears” hazmat suit?

  3. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, over 2 years ago

    Cutting them underwater also works (it also works if just the onions are underwater)

  4. Bartholomew Orso

    Bartholomew Orso said, over 2 years ago

    A short order cook I used to know was fond of putting a slice of lemon in his mouth when cutting onions.

  5. Ryan (Say what now‽)

    Ryan (Say what now‽) GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Barry Carter

    I was about to say ‘I tried that and nearly drowned’.

  6. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Bartholomew Orso

    The problem with that is; you have to put a slice of lemon in your mouth.

  7. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 2 years ago

    Eugenia ‘Skeeter’ Phelan: Dear Miss Myrna, when I’m chopping onions how do I keep tears out of my eyes?

    Aibileen Clark: Shoot! That’s easy. You tell to hold a match stick between her teeth.

    Eugenia ‘Skeeter’ Phelan: It is lit?

    Aibileen Clark: No, ma’am.

    The Help

  8. lisapaloma13

    lisapaloma13 said, over 2 years ago

    Put half an onion on top of your head. (Laura Esquivel, “Like Water for Chocolate”)

  9. 111paul

    111paul GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I actually did wear a diving mask once when I had a lot of onions to cut up! It worked great.

  10. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 2 years ago

    Andromeda onions?

  11. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 2 years ago

    You want ice water? Eat an onion. That’ll make your ice water.

    —Groucho Marx The Cocoanuts 1929

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    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! http://www.gofundme.com/z6x6x4vs GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Beat me to it…

  14. bopard

    bopard said, over 2 years ago

    Shed no tear! oh, shed no tear! The flower will bloom another year. Weep no more! – Keats
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    or just turn your head when you inhale, and wash yer mitts before you scratch you nose.

  15. amaki80

    amaki80 said, over 2 years ago

    Or you could just chew some gum..

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