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   DAZZ said, 4 months ago

   Not a good one to forget. Also, not good to forget to have water when you want to do a timed set on the treadmill (I’m still getting accustomed to my new cardio routine).
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   Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 4 months ago

   Once you reach a certain altitude any fluid going over the side will disperse int vapor before hitting the ground.
   Fluid…
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   Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 4 months ago

   “INTO”, not “INT”…
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   Q4horse said, 4 months ago

   My horse just dumps whenever he needs to, just unloading ballast.
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   Simon_Jester said, 4 months ago

   @Q4horse

   Stallions do that to mark their territory too, just like dogs.
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   GymShoe said, 4 months ago

   GPS in a balloon..? ? ?
   Well in that case, just program in the nearest reststop… ! ! ! .
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   Peabody-Martini said, 4 months ago

   Look out below.
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   Commentator said, 4 months ago

   This is where the parachute comes in handy.
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   SherlockWatson said, 4 months ago

   I believe Plan B is known as “Operation Dumbo Drop.”
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    ottod said, 4 months ago

    Was that rain? There’s not a cloud in the sky.
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    jmattadams said, 4 months ago

    Horses go every two to three hours according to literature. Mine, much more frequently it seems. One massive brain fart to forget something like that.
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    bopard said, 4 months ago

    Coffee lovers syndrome.
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    calimesajim said, 4 months ago

    Weather forecast – chance of an isolated golden shower.
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    ArthurAllen said, 4 months ago

    Birdy birdy in the sky,
    Why did you do that in my eye?
    Sure am glad that cows horses don’t fly.
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    Coyoty said, 4 months ago

    Horse fly.

    Manure don’t.
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