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   Simon_Jester said, 6 months ago

   Sounds to me like your inner child needs a time-out
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   Gi Joe said, 6 months ago

   Maybe it’s time you and Melody have a little chat
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   MeGoNow said, 6 months ago

   Funny. That’s not where Melody watered HER inner child.
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   capndunzzl said, 6 months ago

   …his inner adult ain’t so bright.
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   Shooter918 said, 6 months ago

   He’s drowning his inner child.
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   kendallclark1973 said, 6 months ago

   Hope his inner child doesn’t need any soap.
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   Hugh B. Hayve said, 6 months ago

   Horace is gonna have to pee like a racehorse.
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   Stephen Gilberg said, 6 months ago

   Gee, I didn’t take showers in my single digits, only baths. And I preferred them pretty cold.
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   SherlockWatson said, 6 months ago

   After all that hot water, all he has to do is add coffee crystals and jump up and down.
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    SherlockWatson said, 6 months ago

    Seeing him swallow all that water, I keep thinking of one word: European.
    (This has been the Crude Joke of the Day. Thank you.)
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    Lisa 4romMpls said, 6 months ago

    @Simon_Jester

    Those don’t work with my REAL child!
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    bopard said, 6 months ago

    So you can make him drink after he’s been led to water.
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    BaconBoyCamper said, 6 months ago

    @SherlockWatson

    “Droll… Very Droll indeed…”
    Good one!
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