Ted Rall for July 07, 2003
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When my fraternity brother from king Abdul-Aziz university called on 9/11, I didn't think anything of it. Of course you can crash here! It'll be just like the old days in Jeddah! Things started well enough: he paid more than his share of rent. Here's $2 million. You must never tell the American dogs I am here. Also I will dig a cave. But the dude never went out! And with 4 wives, the walls were always creaking. Yo, roomie! Some @*# consideration! Oh, Allah!! Worst of all, he kept inviting his sleazy friends over. Who stole my thrax from the fridge?! Dunno. Mmm-hmm-mm. Huh? Finally, I worked up the courage to confront my jihadi roommate. You can't make m leave! I pay the utilities!! The lease is in my name!!! I feel bad about how it ended, but I'm just too old to have a roomie. Direct hit, but take another pass to be sure.