When the orifice under your nose is such as more properly belongs under some bull’s tail (and the poor bull must be missing it terribly!), pill vs. suppository is pretty much a distinction without a difference.
Keep an eye on the market news on Friday. That’s when shareholders of DWAC, a SPAC (Special Purpose Acquisition Company) vote on buying TMTG (shell company around Truth Social). If it passes, Truth Social becomes publicly traded, and at current prices Trumpy will be holding 2.8 billion in shares. (YMMV)
Assuming this comes to pass, it’s not at all clear that this will ease his current crisis, but it will stir the pot – bigly!
Without any fanfare, MacKenzie Scott (the former Mrs. Jeff Bezos) is giving $640 million - of actual money, not “assets” - to a variety of nonprofit organizations.
Meanwhile, “super-rich” Trump finds it “impossible” to raise the smaller sum of $464 million.
ibFrank 2 months ago
I think the judgement left his sphincter squeezed tight.
Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago
That’s ok. It’s gonna be a suppository.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 2 months ago
The chickens have come home to roost.. tough beans.
artegal 2 months ago
Actually, that’s a capsule.
cdward 2 months ago
He’s pretty sure he can weasel out of it like he always does.
Rhetor 2 months ago
When the orifice under your nose is such as more properly belongs under some bull’s tail (and the poor bull must be missing it terribly!), pill vs. suppository is pretty much a distinction without a difference.
Tonto & Redd Panda 2 months ago
Ahhh.
The Wheels of Justice turn slowly, but exceedingly fine.
jack666 Premium Member 2 months ago
There is a moral to this story: “Don’t steal more than you can afford to pay back after you’re caught.”
Victory 2 months ago
" if you dont pay, I would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want to you. You got to pay. You got to pay your bills.”
-donald trump
Radish the wordsmith 2 months ago
What a loser!
Frankfreak 2 months ago
The orange one planned to sell top secrets to pay for many, many, things. Maybe even some bribes.
piper_gilbert 2 months ago
But, he’s such a good businessman? Fact is he could sure use his daddy to bail him out again.
john_chubb 2 months ago
Don’t worry, Ms James. We can supply plenty of lube to help you plant that where it belongs!
Concretionist 2 months ago
The medicine certainly has the best line!
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 2 months ago
Any $table geniu$ worth a da*n would ea$ily figure hi$ way out of thi$ me$$.
Or: no stable genius would ever find themselves in this kind of mess to begin with.
gnorth22 Premium Member 2 months ago
Keep an eye on the market news on Friday. That’s when shareholders of DWAC, a SPAC (Special Purpose Acquisition Company) vote on buying TMTG (shell company around Truth Social). If it passes, Truth Social becomes publicly traded, and at current prices Trumpy will be holding 2.8 billion in shares. (YMMV)
Assuming this comes to pass, it’s not at all clear that this will ease his current crisis, but it will stir the pot – bigly!
theoldidahofox 2 months ago
His lies about being ultra rich lie in plain sight. World’s greatest con artist.
kennecwk 2 months ago
Donald meet Ben. Ben Dover.
robcarroll1213 2 months ago
I think that orange pill can easily fit in his orange butt.
Glib Sporgen 2 months ago
An Absolute A$$
ElwoodP 2 months ago
I want to emphasize that it’s a suppository.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 2 months ago
No other end now please bend over
gammaguy 2 months ago
Without any fanfare, MacKenzie Scott (the former Mrs. Jeff Bezos) is giving $640 million - of actual money, not “assets” - to a variety of nonprofit organizations.
Meanwhile, “super-rich” Trump finds it “impossible” to raise the smaller sum of $464 million.
j.l.farmer 2 months ago
You don’t swallow a suppository. If it goes where it is suppose to he will feel what we have all felt with his con-man, bulls***.
Conservative Man 2 months ago
I’m going glad all you dumacrats love the Banana Replic brought to you by Joe Biteass