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daphilli said, 8 months ago
but chickens these days are all raised on factory farms
battle of plattsburgh said, 8 months ago
Order up a bunch of extra-spicy, Buffalo-style, free range, non-organic wings.
LingeeWhiz said, 8 months ago
@daphilli
Not all.
Popeyes4arm said, 8 months ago
you wouldn’t need to put any salsa on your eggs either.
Terri Brittingham said, 8 months ago
omg they look like zombie chickens
algurka said, 8 months ago
And not just the wings. After you’ve had some of those smokin’ chicken butts, yours will be too!