John McPherson makes us howl at his adroit mix of everyday settings and extraordinary events. John’s offbeat, oddball characters turn up in familiar places, but their actions are always hilarious and unexpected.
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Comments (12) (Please sign in to comment)
cdward said, 9 months ago
Hay, it’s made for rolling in.
PICTO said, 9 months ago
That’s right, Mrs. Farmer,you’re about to get mowed, raked, baled, and maybe even stacked.
battle of plattsburgh said, 9 months ago
Chapter three is all about sewing oats.
Doctor Toon said, 9 months ago
He want to play “Hide the needle in the haystack”
Poollady said, 9 months ago
Wanna go for a Hay ride?
algurka said, 9 months ago
It might have changed the expressions in “American Gothic” had they seen this book first.
ncalifgirl58 said, 9 months ago
lol everyone. good comments!
Lisa 4romMpls said, 9 months ago
^agreed!
cipactli77 said, 9 months ago
Hay hay hay!
Popeyes4arm said, 9 months ago
American Gothic just got hot.
Tatenda said, 9 months ago
“Roll, roll, roll in zee hay!”
MEIbwab said, 9 months ago
A real cornball joke.