How about a case or two of box wine instead?
Can keg wine make France great again?
Well, it’s gotta be better than French beer…
Since it’s a French holiday, a keg of Cold Duck champagne would be perfect.
Aw, what the heck? Happy Bastille Day, you sibling Party Poopers!
http://tinyurl.com/k8zj2r8 (patriotic video)
It’s all your fault — they were a happy monarchy till you put the idea in their heads!