Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 03, 2014

Transcript:

Calvin: "Mom, you know that sandwich you packed for me today? Well, by lunch time, the jelly had soaked into the bread. That grosses me out" Calvin: "So tomorrow, I'd like the jelly put in a separate container with a knife, so I can spread the jelly at the last possible moment before I eat the sandwich" Calvin: "Also, you keep using bread from the MIDDLE of the load. I only like those pieces for toast. For Sandwiches, I want only the end pieces, because those don't absorb as much jelly. Got it?" Calvin: "Doggone it, she did it AGAIN!"